Rocky

Unfortunately soft focus but otherwise wonderful plate celebrating the first boat to be set on fire by drunken youths in Rockingham, home of Mark, slightly damp teatowel McGowan, and demonstrating his transport plan. The steam train is unloading bales of Marijuana. Note the Po’Boy tree (formerly blackboys) too. Village to violent craphole. By Dan. Found in Guildford.rocking

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D for David!

I am famous! The kids were told a famous gerbalist was arriving, so they made me a special hat with my first initial on it. Nice! Their parents whispered to them I was a respected western suburbs identity, but they knew I shy away from fame and so put me at ease by pointing at the number of pens in my pocket and laughing. Afterwards one of them said she need a counsellor, but I think she meant she wanted to be a councillor.dunce2

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Bums on Seats

Literally.
Mandurah arts “precinct”. I don’t really know if this was a good motif.bums

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This time it’s personal

A TWOP stalwart Ljuke personally spruuuted international style on his band poster. A fucking outrage! They are sponsored by spiced rum. So big surprise.willy

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huge chemtrail

Rush outside! See the evidence of a chemical or biological agent about to gently rain on us all. It is a sign of out troubled times. You can be sure there will be no mention of chemtrail funding in today’s Federal Budget, so it must be true. Stay safe out there.chemtrail

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Boom Tish

Well you have to give some points for going blackboy (or whatever they are called now) rather than Cocos, whether they are rimjobbing or not. Kudos. By GoldenBoy. Crabtown.rimsrimcu

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You can the head out of the dog

Too much Pete F? Not possible. Kwinarnia natch. I love the sinister empty plinths. A perfect worst.dog2dog3

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Outrage Sunday 100 shopping

Emasculated

The trolley pulls to the left

Dignity is down.emasculated

 

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Weekend Worstoff 249

Mr Southsides notes that the Bush Princess is for sale in Margaret River for 20k.
week249Pride
Many have been snickering about ECU parking. Orbea was there – to pick up his 2ply quilted degree.week249car
Jane K reads this as “BAD” for hair. week249bad
And Pete F says No Entry in Subi.week249no
Worst well.

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Rota Rooter

Rotary Bowelscan kit? Some kind of anal whippersnipper with a petrol generator is brought to mind. Oh you mean Rotary Club? rotary

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