I am famous! The kids were told a famous gerbalist was arriving, so they made me a special hat with my first initial on it. Nice! Their parents whispered to them I was a respected western suburbs identity, but they knew I shy away from fame and so put me at ease by pointing at the number of pens in my pocket and laughing. Afterwards one of them said she need a counsellor, but I think she meant she wanted to be a councillor.
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I didn’t think Rolf Harris was allowed within 500m of a school these days
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If that was Mr Harris there would be a big R on the hat. You don’t make sence.
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half of the letter is hidden, so it’s difficult to tell.
I thought it was a P for Pedo.
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That’s the Postnewspapers office, not a school. Considerate Rosalie kids drop in after school to sub.
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They work for ice cream vouchers! Ha ha ha!
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You want to know how to spell guilty? SHUT UP! That’s how.
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fucking outrage
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that room looks like it’s in a museum, what with the blackboard and the quills on the desk.
are you an exhibit?
is that where print journalism belongs these days – in a museum?
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Teh medium is teh message.Here,in this tableux,DFOC presents a detailed history of the old skool gerbalismo to an appreciative audience,and how Rupert would roll up his sleeves and get stuck in. Ah,the smell of printers ink and the roar of the printing machine.
At kwestion time with the kiddies one of them no doubt reflected “Granddad, eny fule no that is so olden daze”.
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The rolled up paper seems to be in the wastebasket…
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