Weekend Worstoff 254

Posted on June 15, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Don’t forget to send New editor Bento submissions for his couple of weeks in charge, bento.bocz@gmail.com . Outrage is no doubt already maggotted on the plane trying but failing to beat John Michael Howson’s record of 50 Chardonnays on this flight. Let Goldenboy’s mis spelt Qantas crate send him on his way. quantas
This is the type of material we can maybe expect from Brer Bento? Beret wearers at the “International” “Jazz” *snort* “Festival”.week243beret
Several people sent me this Fremantle vibrancy bid. Including Dave P. I like how the fixie remained unburnt.
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I will be around for a couple more days to watch over things.

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Liberals for Sattler

Posted on June 14, 2013 by AHC McDonald

New editor Bento will be taking your submissions for his couple of weeks in charge, ( email  bento.bocz@gmail.com ) while Outrage and I are worsting up different parts of the world. Unlike China, I am expecting Doha, Dubai and Abu-Dhabi to have reasonable internet, so I should be able to add some middle east worsting while I am away from mid next week.

Bento would have liked to add this, (if he knew how to work the controls) and I hope there is a big turnout in crabtown.  I thought this must be a hoax, but the link does seem to go to a “legit” website for the Libs. Cheque. lol.

http://engage.wa.liberal.org.au/libmail/libmail77/event/A%20Morning%20with%20Howard%20Sattler%202.pdfsattler

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it’s been trying to und all day

Posted on June 14, 2013 by rottobloggo

I blame the silent death-from-the-sky that is the CHEMTRAILS. Everything is uncertain these days – including TWOP with Major Rainmaker Bento at the wheel. Yes, you heard me right. I’m getting out of town.und

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Recycle

Posted on June 14, 2013 by AHC McDonald

A tableau that needs no words. From an  old, old, TWOP friend Mez. Hi mate!City-of-art&rubbish

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Awair

Posted on June 13, 2013 by AHC McDonald

From the home of the worst hot chips in the Murchison ™ apparently. Be awair. Mt. Magnet. By Andrew. I would suggest that twice a day bog cleaning  is redundant. If I make a mess in a toilet other than my own, it is the management’s responsibility. You should have positioned the urinal closer to my doodle. Your mistake.awair

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West Sackings

Posted on June 12, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Was going to run a full post on the impending West sackings, but I’m losing enthusiasm already. Who cares? ALL of their opinion writers are terrible. MyNing wants Paul Murray,Griffin Longley, Roz Thomas, Andrea Burns, Kate Emery sacked, and yes, they are all awful, but then you’d have to go past Stephen Scourfield and Malcolm Quekett who manages aginst all odds to to make Inside cover as interesting as Mark McGowan. Just get rid of all of them. Except, they will probably keep the opinion writers and sack the actual journos.

The only guy they should keep is that Reuter dude. He just does straight news with the sparsest copy, is always on the spot and is not always going on about how he is being discriminated against because he doesn’t want to have children. Give Reuter Inside Cover as well(Greenwood: Ironic sign seen. Reuters.)  and since he’s in a different country every day, he might as well take over Scourfield’s travel section…but…no.

…I’m going to put my time instead imagining a mashup of In Cold Blood with First Blood, (First Cold Blood) in which Sylvester Stallone tries in vain to rescue the Clutters (played by Dawn French) and mumbles in a Capote style high voice when he is on death row falsely accused of their murders.

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Boy Without Crab

Posted on June 12, 2013 by AHC McDonald

The King saw this on The Barrio, Fitzgerald Street, (FITZ gerald meaning bastard son of Gerald)  – what appears to be a crabless Boy with Crab by Giovanni Demartino. One assumes the boy’s ringhole is to be connected to the mains in another improvement on the original? Lose the crab but power the back door. Yes! The crab would be, what negative space? No, maybe not. But it is something grand. Removing the crab and powering the backside is a kind of genius you would never see on Beaufort Street arrondissement.crabless1

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Craven A

Posted on June 11, 2013 by AHC McDonald

So your fixins fell overboard while you were riding your fixie? Serves you right. And shouldn’t it be Rizla? Are you hipstering on the cheap? I bet your fixie has a brake too.  You be cravin’ ay?ciggie

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Peel Safery

Posted on June 10, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Bento likes that this Peel murotard manages to create a feeling of menace and disquiet with its floating crane, nuclear cockatoo and frog. It has the feeling of unsafery to me. No banana peel accidents? Peel? Banana peel? And are those Masonic or even Toltec symbols?peel

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Outrage Sunday 104 justify

Posted on June 9, 2013 by rottobloggo

First, I checked into the wrong place on Teh Facetube. Then I got busted using the women’s loo. Then someone asked me to suck their cock for $50. Finally I was called a white invading cunt for not providing a cigarette. And we weren’t even in Northbridge! This King Street scene summed up the night. “Get to know me”, alright.

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