The Crap you Make

Yes I’m back from The Gulf. I did see one solitary cock and balls in Qatar (Perth style) which I couldn’t get a shot of, but most of the little graffiti I saw in the region was of the “I love Adeela” type. There was this depressing bollocks, that’s not going to start any Emirates Spring, slightly improved by the “Come and Kiss it” next door. Dubai, United Arab Emirates. Rock the Casbah.dubaigraff

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DEFCON 1

The cow has left the barnyard.  I repeat, the cow has left the barnyard.  FIVE-O!  FIVE-O!

I’m just going to say that this is Old Perth Road, Bassendean, and let you guys have at it.  Sub judice, schnub judice.

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By James N.

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Wildlife crossing

I’ve got nothing to add to this.  It is just too perfect.

Wildlife crossing

Pete F, I salute you.  Jandakot.

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White with one

Just ponder this for a minute, while you sip your latte.

Dog BF

Fremantle.  By BF.

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Outrage Overseas gnome porn

Manchester: an Englishman’s home is his castle.

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While in northern Wales, it’s his Dunwoody.

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Hardy Boys

Abu Dhabi buzzing with the news that the hot new Hardy Boys mysteries are finally in. The town hasn’t been this worked up since Blyton’s steamy “5 cover up their faces” came out in 1937.

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Metropolitan Local Government Review Panel – Final Report (executive summary)

Castrilli spent 4 years pussyfooting around local government reform. What does Tony Simpson do? March into the Cap S bogs, and inform those western suburbs blue bloods that he’s going to fuck their bitches and burn their motherfucking houses to the ground, that’s what. Represent indeed.

Set fire

By Luke C.  Captain Stirling, Nedlands.

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Mandurah fresh

Mandurah!?  Sure, and I’ll get my eggs from Darch, sourdough from Camillo, and wilted spinach from Jindalee while I’m at it.

Even more astonishing than a piggery in Crabtown, is a bus, in Nedlands!  The communists have won.  There’ll be iron smelters on Beaufort Street next.  This has the red hand of Cohen all over it.

By The Colour H.

Mandurah fresh

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Outrage Overseas farting dog

Wonderful: deep in the Georgian splendour of Bath, someone makes the time to deface advertising with a farting Mambo dog.

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Nanny state

Bureacracy gone mad.  And not so much as an apology for the inconvenience.

Canberra.  Typical.  By The Juvenile.

Broken chair

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