Sluts pigs and so forth

Posted on July 12, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Rebecca K. Saw this near Shafto Lane and Wellington St.

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Wheendmills

Posted on July 11, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Orbea is tentatively labelling this Girrawheen Quixote as not worst. It does have something. Which Girrawheen doesn’t. Classic TWOP submission. wheendmill

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Bunbury Dick

Posted on July 10, 2013 by AHC McDonald

This is not the Bunbury I remember. Political correctness gone mad. By Daniel. I guess if it were in Aukland..?

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At The Sands

Posted on July 9, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Nice bike path from Misspent Yoof. Reminds me of Doha if not for Ellenbrook’s lush vegetation. Is this another Barnett broken promise? Would be a nice place for a desert Universal Studios as I saw in Dubai. Just a gate. Unless they are remaking Beau Geste?

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Whaleback

Posted on July 8, 2013 by AHC McDonald

With it seems just about all TWOP stalwarts and staff recent or current international travellers and none of us apparently seeing “cock one” if I can put it like that, (apart from Outrage’s “Dick Intake” and I did see a lone C&B in Qatar but couldn’t capture it,) it’s nice to see that Perth is maintaining it’s cock rage. Seen by BananaBoy at Whaleback golf course. Apart from the fuck and the fanny, I have trouble reading the typeface. Any translation BananaBoy?whalewhalecu

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Outrage Overseas tea with Dick

Posted on July 7, 2013 by rottobloggo

What better way to finish our time in the Lake District than tea at the Intake home? Dick and his family laid on a scrumptious scone spread. We even glimpsed the Bowness Monster from his tasteful waterfront balcony. Back to gerbalism and naming the quilty on Monday, so send those news tips!

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Weekend Worstoff 255

Posted on July 6, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Shazza sent in some Cambridge graff. Not town city of Cambridge, but the real one. camb
Fin saw a haunting still life from Woolies Morley Galleria. The discarded box of disposable gloves, the tip-eaten carrot, the novelty bed linen. This sick city. When vibrancy comes to town, so do the perverts.Carrot_Woolies_1
Bento notes that Lockridge is getting all uppity. One of the few suburbs where institutions for mentally ill accused of crimes would actually increase property values.
And Buddhalalaland wonders whether the technological marvel that is the Forrest Place sign should be heritage listed. Is it really still there?Forrest Place Sign
Worst well.

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The Isa

Posted on July 5, 2013 by AHC McDonald

The most surprising thing about this sign is that 1) nobody has amended it to “Real Pussie”, which frankly would be quite easy, and 2) that there isn’t “cock one” graffitied on it. By Jaidyn Jaxxon.isa

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Alannah’s Up!

Posted on July 4, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Alannah’s running in Perth, my electorate! It’s great news. I couldn’t stand that prick Smith. Surely Alannah can defeat Darryl Moore, who lives in fucking Dalkeith! I haven’t met him myself, but I have heard a a journalist (not Outrage) describe him as “One of nature’s genuine idiots.” I hope I get the doorknock visit from Ms Mactiernan. Every time I see Alannah somewhere, she has a “Where do I know that cunt from?” look on her face as below. Much as Tim Winton on the opening nights of his plays.alannah

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Spice down your love life

Posted on July 4, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Nothing stirs the loins like a cold bottle of grape juice. Chilled silence ensues. I hope the dude delivering it doesn’t ask for a tip, unless he wants a single red rose delicately inserted in his eye. Doha Qatar.spice

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