Snuff is taking a rest. Apparently one of those snow/hot pool monkeys bit him on the willy. Lols and infection ensue. But perhaps this will stand in. I hope Tim doesn’t ignore those emails offering him search engine optimisation (SEO) anymore. All his dugong sanctuary donations are coming here too. 
This could make a movie as good as “Searching for Sugarman”. You can contact Tim by turning left at the old shack where we used to chiak and try to smoke stolen cigarettes behind old Cack Johnson’s Fordson truck. Proceed up the path in the sand dunes where the motes of sunlight, skittish in the metronomic…
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Albeit plausible, that’s not entirely accurate. I slipped and fell in the curling team.
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I see him at my local beach quite often.
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Fartarsing?
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galavanting.
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A difference without a distinction.
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There is a difference – one does it with panache
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what beach? i am trying to surprise my english teacher with a signed copy of his book, and cannot contact him at all
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There’s a spray of maleluecas. Behind them you’ll notice an old brick dunny.
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i would find another beach.
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He likes his seafood. Keep him away from the drumlines.
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Where is Tim ? You have to be more than a trained anthropologist such as Dörte Nohrden,you more prolly need to be a trained coprolite archaeologist. Perhaps he escaped from the facilidy , heading in a semi random direction to water. From previous excursions Nurse Ratched, spokesbody for the facilidy, knows he won’t go in and face the Sharknado , he will just sit and stare.
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Isn’t there an app for this?
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Why is he silent on this sharky malarkey?
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Too busy with teh dugongs.
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delicious
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but not lo-cal
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