Searching for Tim Winton

Snuff is taking a rest. Apparently one of those snow/hot pool monkeys bit him on the willy. Lols and infection ensue. But perhaps this will stand in. I hope Tim doesn’t ignore those emails offering him search engine optimisation (SEO) anymore. All his dugong sanctuary donations are coming here too. timwinton
This could make a movie as good as “Searching for Sugarman”. You can contact Tim by turning left at the old shack where we used to chiak and try to smoke stolen cigarettes behind old Cack Johnson’s Fordson truck. Proceed up the path in the sand dunes where the motes of sunlight, skittish in the metronomic…

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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16 Responses to Searching for Tim Winton

  1. Snuff says:

    Albeit plausible, that’s not entirely accurate. I slipped and fell in the curling team.

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  2. Shazza says:

    I see him at my local beach quite often.

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  3. billoslatter says:

    Where is Tim ? You have to be more than a trained anthropologist such as Dörte Nohrden,you more prolly need to be a trained coprolite archaeologist. Perhaps he escaped from the facilidy , heading in a semi random direction to water. From previous excursions Nurse Ratched, spokesbody for the facilidy, knows he won’t go in and face the Sharknado , he will just sit and stare.
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