Category Archives: *Worst of The World

Outrage Sunday 18 Pööplöp

The Ikea catalogue arrived today: please please we will now see no more of those letterbox-cleaning TV ads repeated from last year. It is the lowest form of wit to make jokes about Ikea product names like Jerker, Fukta, Fartfull … Continue reading

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The Member for Montpellier

Auteured by Herb. Frogs show Perth knob artistes how it’s done. Montpellier France.  This possibly from its medieval period, and may be reaction to being situated on the River Lez. Montpellier is in fact claiming it can “cure” the river … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday Sonnet 12

  The Taj Mahal is made in China. Yes, I am knowing I look like Steve Carrel. As well as my souvenirs costing less, It is a difference point when I sell. How it changes colour, please to admire, When … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 161

A Weekend in the Hudson Valley. New York’s Hudson River Valley has fast become Perth’s “Sister Worst” thanks to Bartender’s Skills with a Manhatten. The place does have some awesome worsts, but this is unfortunately undercut by the rotting beauty … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 6

If Salvador Dali had snorted cocaine off the oiled belly of Dr Parnassus and sneezed into an XXX-rated version of High 5 being watched by a jaded Hunter S. Thompson pretending to be Paul Murray writing tomorrow’s column – it … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 4

Head pounding, lips cracked and dry, neighbour hammering at drums, and power off for six hours while something is done with power poles. So thank god an associate brought this back from his Camino walk. It is a nail clipper … Continue reading

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Registered Lawn

Last of The Bartender’s skills with a Manhatten’s snowy desolation. New York style registered Lawn.

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Lexington

Once again The Bartender’s skills with a Manhatten sends in  New York worsts we’d be happy to have as best here. “The Lexington Hotel, The Catskills, New York, one of the oldest resort hotels in the US and a ghost … Continue reading

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Worst on Tour New Zealand – Cat Massage

Moments after stating there wasn’t much worst in Hanmer Springs New Zealand, I walked out to a classic piece of ill considered graphic design. Hideous. I also bought the worst pizza I’ve ever eaten (or not eaten). Just because your … Continue reading

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