Worst on Tour New Zealand – Cat Massage

Moments after stating there wasn’t much worst in Hanmer Springs New Zealand, I walked out to a classic piece of ill considered graphic design. Hideous. I also bought the worst pizza I’ve ever eaten (or not eaten). Just because your country is a major dairy producer, it doesn’t mean you should put a year’s cheese output on one pizza. Opening for good pizza maker Hanmer Springs South Island New Zealand.

Not worst at Hanmer were the hot pools. At 70 plus degrees in the sauna, I saw I began to see visions of my ancestors hunting bison. (Although why they were hunting bison in Stratford on Avon, I’m not sure). Can I also add not worst New Zealand apples. Western Australian apple farmers are always opposing NZ imports on the grounds of disease etc. The real reason is that if we had imports, we’d see just how crap our apples are in WA. If you get a crisp AND sweet apple in Perth, it’s time to write to the papers. Here’ it’s the norm. Bring on Kiwi apple imports.

But back to worst. Here some. Some goood bad.

Mounted? No holding hands will do.

Mounted? No holding hands will do.


About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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5 Responses to Worst on Tour New Zealand – Cat Massage

  1. Ljuke says:

    Are you drunk?


  2. Snuff says:

    Sterling work, TLA. With the obvious exceptions of the A-Maze-N-Golf Hanmer Springs Gold Rush Mini Golf and Lost Temple Maze, and the pizzas, it can’t be much of a happy hunting ground for worst, even for those with Bison Upon Avon ancestry.

    Try as I might, all else aside, I can’t get my head around the lengths of the table legs on the bonnet.


  3. David Cohen says:

    That is really appawling.

    When you emerge from Hanmer Springs Massage & Beauty you’re feline fine.

    It’s fur everyone.

    Thank you and good night!


  4. Rolly says:

    Want your pussy rubbed?


  5. Groucho says:

    Miss Kitty Love……. didn’t she run the one on James street back then ?

    And is that a cat in a hat ?


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