Category Archives: worst furniture

Ultra Burl

You can take a centuries old tree and cut a slice out of it, but no matter how old or what you do with it, your burl gotta look shit no matter what. It unfortunately looks better in my photo … Continue reading

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Princess Bubblegum sat here

The boom for the cashed up never ends in the northern suburbs. Years ago as it ever was. By TDoh. Wanneroot Rd.

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Outrage Sunday 53 tsunami

It can be the only explanation for this, in Shenton Park: And this broken item, in Guildford: And this, in Claremont: At least these sad moments reminded me of a happier time on Maui, in Hawaii, where we danced the … Continue reading

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Artistic Arse Rests Clickboompow!

Haven’t we talked about this arrondissement nonsense before? http://www.vincent.wa.gov.au/Home/News/%E2%80%9CNew_York%E2%80%9D_NRM_Seating_Artwork Why is the TOV going to New York for chair design? Surely we have some wanky arse rest designers here? Probably find 20 just on Beaufort Street. How much did it … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 44 praise the worst

Ha ha! TLA boasted he will feature many pics of abandoned chairs in odd places: scooped, sucker! How sweet it is to scoop the Flangemaster. I was going to make a  snide remark about the decline of alfresco worship in … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 36 the fuzzy in the wuzzy

And the Hitachi, hose limp, standing ignored, Ranted and raged: ‘Once I was adored! For my function of fuzzy and glistening drum, But now I’m Worst, and it makes me all glum.’ The tree leaves sighed, and gave it a … Continue reading

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Sugar Candy Mountain

Paul E. saw this in East Victoria Park. A slice of student heaven? Perhaps the law of diminishing returns would kick in after the second student couch was attained.

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Outrage Sunday 26 to the victor the spoils

The hundreds of helicopters I’d flown in for CHOGM began to draw together until they formed a collective meta-CHOGM…and in my mind it was the most vibrant thing going; headline-deadline, print-broadcast, right wing-greenie, nimble, fluent, canny and human; hot sucked … Continue reading

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sofas do furnish a lawn

No wonder Mr & Mrs Bento had to hurriedly move last year: Kelli papped this Mount Lawley furniture graveyard. Thanks Kelli. In other news just in, Cockster is banging on about Sexpo again: this ripped from the media release: “Penthouse … Continue reading

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rubbwich

I’m Dee Fock and I’ll be your waiter today! Our main course is from Mike (who served up jungle cuisine the other day): he’s prepared a delicious rubbish sandwich at the five-star Red Castle. Our side dish is luke-warm chunky … Continue reading

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