Author Archives: rottobloggo

Outrage Sunday 296 sensational Subi

Posted on May 28, 2017 by rottobloggo

Eat your words, Subi critics. The place has it all going on. The alfresco dining, the ball sports, the, er, finish. What is there to complain about? 6008 is great! Why does Cottesloe bother trying to use it fancy cars … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 295 down the drain

Posted on May 21, 2017 by rottobloggo

Apoligies for today’s abbreviated post. I’ve been trying to get to the bottom of these phenomena in Claremont. What is the nexus? I ask all TWOPpers: are you “invested”? Or are you going down the drain? I’ve also been at … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 294 the munted wheelbarrow

Posted on May 14, 2017 by rottobloggo

I found this intensely enraging. Why not just say 18 new bays on the other side. I am just a simple jerbalist – maths is hard! – but this sign is wrong anyway. I bet that tuckpoint-rougher Bento would say … Continue reading →

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wheelie bin murder table talk

Posted on May 11, 2017 by rottobloggo

“I’m finding it increasingly difficult to keep track of the various wheelie bin murders in this state,” Bento said. “So this one is the non-emo, non-lesbian, non-witch wheelie bin murder. What’s it known as? The Water-Stealing Miners Wheelie Bin Murder?” … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 293 DTRH

Posted on May 7, 2017 by rottobloggo

The trip back from Denmark was crazy! I was able to exercise my toilet talents at Kojonup and Williams. After such rural rigours it was good to be back in the fleshpots. Behold: Subiaco’s newest parklet! Does this qualify as … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 292 Korea bomb

Posted on April 30, 2017 by rottobloggo

In Denmark for a funeral. Learned a few things.You can generally cure Ross River virus with a hit from an electrified fence.Korea is going to teach Trump a lesson by dropping a nuke on Perth.The Germans are collaborating with China … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 291 so huge

Posted on April 23, 2017 by rottobloggo

“I’m only speeding because I need a poo!” They have a vehicle for everything at RPH. What are you doing to mark the 401st anniversary of the Bard’s demise? Writing a scurrilous ballad about some aspect of WA, I hope. … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 290 placement of node

Posted on April 16, 2017 by rottobloggo

You can’t stop the juggernaut of progress that is fibre to the Khyber. This quaint Guildford plea was ignored. What is the go with the NBN? I hear varying reports. Some say it’s like being on the bridge of the … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 289 no parklet in heaven

Posted on April 9, 2017 by rottobloggo

Krazy Kym dodged the Jehovah’s Witnesses yesterday. Afterwards I admired their pamphlet. I hadn’t realised there were subliminal messages about the Antichrist in the images. What is that bloke doing – threshing? The JWs say the Bible’s lunar calendar has … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 288 slow down

Posted on April 2, 2017 by rottobloggo

I found this deeply disappointing. Would it have killed Lego to have made this a gozleme van? “Cuban gozleme,” TLA said. “Even Lego pulled pork is played: Lego parklet next?” asked that wrist-bobber Bento. On the other hand, JK noted … Continue reading →

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