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Outrage Sunday 144 Easter feature

Posted on April 20, 2014 by rottobloggo

Times are tough if JC is the drinks waiter. Guildford. This Alien Easter egg freaked me out. Does a bilby burst out of that? Midland Woolworths. Just what I’ve always wanted: a “faux moss bunny”. But remember, TWOPers: Easter is … Continue reading →

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Biggles

Posted on April 14, 2014 by rottobloggo

Teh West’s Inside Cover was salient and supportive today. The paper of record’s columnist was nice about students at ECU Daily and said they needed just one more thing to be “real players” (as opposed to false ones): an interview … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 143 strictly no farting

Posted on April 13, 2014 by rottobloggo

The terrorists have won. Opposite the Art Gallery.

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Irrational Hatred #8: PROSH

Posted on April 9, 2014 by rottobloggo

Bento (aka Sir Bufton Tufton) says: “Why is it that just seeing uni students having fun and raising money for charity fills me with rage? I was muttering to myself at the traffic lights this morning, just because a cheerful, … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday wrong side of the tracks

Posted on April 6, 2014 by rottobloggo

Michael Schumacher is being kept alive by a machine so Barack Obama can attend his funeral. That was one of the things I learned when TLA and Bento joined me on a two-pub crawl in Maylands. First to the crack … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 141 Dark Times

Posted on March 30, 2014 by rottobloggo

The sculptures are gone and we head into hibernation. The sculptures mark the end of a vibrant time that begins with the UWA book sale. But for a while, hunker down. The philistines were joyful at the looming Dark Time: … Continue reading →

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Jurasic Park-ish

Posted on March 24, 2014 by rottobloggo

This just in. Will they be more popular than teh T-Rex? Also: “The now extinct Josephoartegasia monesi was a type of rodent that weighed over a ton and was larger than a bull. Its modern-day relative, the capybara, is the … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 140 Signs of Embafflement

Posted on March 23, 2014 by rottobloggo

Could GBAK be Graffiti Boys and Aerosol Kids? No idea about the other two. Guildford, Perth, Cottesloe.

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Herald Voice Voice

Posted on March 19, 2014 by rottobloggo

Far be it from me to cast nasturtiums on other hard-working reporters: who among us is without quilt? But these slips from that other independent print powerhouse, the Fremantle Herald and Perth Voice, should be noted. First, the Chook’s front … Continue reading →

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lock up yer poo tickets

Posted on March 17, 2014 by rottobloggo

Wellard station. The day a virgin in a cuntkini could walk down St Georges Terrace with a lamb and a roll of Kleenex Cottonelle are gone, my friends. Maybe it’s different in boho Freo.

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