Outrage Sunday wrong side of the tracks

Michael Schumacher is being kept alive by a machine so Barack Obama can attend his funeral. That was one of the things I learned when TLA and Bento joined me on a two-pub crawl in Maylands. First to the crack action and jugs at The Pen. A regular knew what was going on: “It takes six months to plan these funerals where world leaders attend. They kept Nelson Mandela alive until everything was ready: they’re doing the same with Schumacher.” Then we walked across the line to Swallow. Over an electric harp and expensive lager was discussion of cinquains, R-codes, and Senate preference deals. Choose wisely. pen1pen2swallow1swallow2

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2 Responses to Outrage Sunday wrong side of the tracks

  1. RubyRuby says:

    What does candy crush vodka entail?

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