Author Archives: rottobloggo

Outrage Sunday 160 torture

Posted on August 24, 2014 by rottobloggo

Is this stupidest question you’ve ever heard? They say the poor bloke they’re trying to help had electrodes attached to his nurries. Is this the sort of ice-breaker they use around the Amnesty water-cooler? “Is waterboarding worse with Perrier?” Speaking … Continue reading →

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Kalamunda bites back

Posted on August 14, 2014 by rottobloggo

Kala heavyweights have responded with cliches from both barrels to TLA’s savage attack 12 days ago. The Midland-Kalamunda Reporter’s Joel Kelly (whom my sources say lives in Parkerville) coaxed quotes from council CEO Rhonda Hardy about the TWOP outrage. “Beauty … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 159 desperate marketing

Posted on August 10, 2014 by rottobloggo

One always enjoys the Desperate Marketing column in Private Eye. There’s a bit of it about: how about this HBF ad in yesterday’s Worst for jumping on the caboose? Outrage HQ’s rates notice from Swan council is in. Are there … Continue reading →

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The Key of David

Posted on August 4, 2014 by rottobloggo

That snidester Bento will no doubt think ‘Another blurry pic from Outrage!’. But this is vegan’s work – and I am grateful, blurs or no. I went to The Trumpet website and watched a video which featured a man named … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 158 the wrong priorities

Posted on August 3, 2014 by rottobloggo

Back in Kalamunda already! This outstanding letter in The Echo this weekend. Is this the finest example of Godwin’s Law ever? N. Holborow needs to get down the hill, into Midland: elephant steaks and salad could supplement those baked beans. … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 157 Boxer Troy Gomes

Posted on July 27, 2014 by rottobloggo

Again with the Premier Buswell, this time from Aunty via Dave P. Hard-hitting news about a Myer model’s efforts towards a Gaza cease-fire, and a boxer’s promise that no child will be without a Tim Winton paperback to read at … Continue reading →

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little person lost

Posted on July 21, 2014 by rottobloggo

Well-spotted by Misspent_yoof: “Classic update from The Worst online today. Apparently Serco managed to lose a midget prisoner: ‘Hayward is about 70cm tall, with a slim build and light skin’.” Good work My – but I believe our diminutive friends … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 156 Christ Stopped at UWA

Posted on July 20, 2014 by rottobloggo

And Jesus spake: “Dudes, the hangings for the court, its pillars and its sockets, and the screen for the PowerPoint, its cords and its pegs and the laver for the service of the tabernacle, for the tent of meeting – … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 155 money

Posted on July 13, 2014 by rottobloggo

“Money is the cause of 99% of crime.” Are TWOPers brave enough to re-think their origins and thus be emancipated from the slave species we know as humanity? Michael Tellinger is. I may not be able to post next week, … Continue reading →

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massive loses

Posted on July 10, 2014 by rottobloggo

Wireless news in Teh West today. Did they mean “massive loosers”, or Massive Attack? Massive! Substantial! Big gains! Positive gains! Loosers. Also, Howie hates beards.

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