Author Archives: rottobloggo

Trio probed 

Posted on July 3, 2015 by rottobloggo

How can you probe nipples? Trust the Chook to keep abreast of matters. This is all good: David ‘Ding-Dong’ Bell, crime, pasties. Better than Violent crime duo caught on video.   

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Outrage Sunday 203 every thought and intent

Posted on June 28, 2015 by rottobloggo

Found in the Casa Cohen letterbox. What do I know? Can my heart have thoughts? Where are my pants?    I see there’s been the usual carping about Subiaco. Well, SHUT UP: I see authorities reckon this will bring some … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 202 the prescriptive signs of Exmouth

Posted on June 21, 2015 by rottobloggo

This is the mayhem you get when you don’t have public art or traffic lights.          Krazy Kym and I have snapped up some land.    This is the council-approved granny flat we will build for her parents.   

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Outrage Sunday 201 the Argument of His Blog

Posted on June 14, 2015 by rottobloggo

i sing of prawns, of Prados, pills, and powers, Of perennial unvibrant wowsers. I sing of arseholes, cockcarts, ‘burners, trains, Of loungerooms, lounges, and drivers without brains. I write of uncouth love, and the excess Of it and its push-shoving … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 200 bogan customs

Posted on June 7, 2015 by rottobloggo

Keep on truckin’…is it me, or can I see Alan Bond’s face? That pea-grubber Bento pipes up: “The signage doesn’t exactly inspire confidence in their artistic ability.” Location undisclosed. I’m indebted to APILN for the latest Furze Platt news: it … Continue reading →

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Primed with bargains & Tight lipped

Posted on June 2, 2015 by rottobloggo

More mid-year news from the paper of record – but I feel there was an error of judgement with today’s edition. When there’s $824.70 off a Chloe bag, shouldn’t it, at first blush, be page three? Or, at a pinch, … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 199 forever unclean

Posted on May 31, 2015 by rottobloggo

Yikes! Spiritual danger on the Fremantle line! I wonder if s/he is mates with Shenton? Anyway, I gave my phone a quick rinse in Napi-San when I got home, let me tell you. Can Meryl Styants remove the unclean? I … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 198 WA Street Food

Posted on May 24, 2015 by rottobloggo

I’m thinking prude food instead of dude food. What is WA food? A lamington inside a Chiko Roll inside an Angry Whopper? I found WA’s only gozleme van! (which, as TLA noted, has to rush between WA’s 20,000 street festivals). … Continue reading →

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Free the bears!

Posted on May 21, 2015 by rottobloggo

Not quilty!   

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Outrage Sunday 197 hello my name is

Posted on May 17, 2015 by rottobloggo

TWOP is world-famous for its pitiless panoramas. One of the best is the cheerful bloke getting out of his ute in – where was it? Hacking? Topping? I can’t find it. Here’s a familiar place from that fern-burning Juliet balcony … Continue reading →

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