Primed with bargains & Tight lipped

More mid-year news from the paper of record – but I feel there was an error of judgement with today’s edition. When there’s $824.70 off a Chloe bag, shouldn’t it, at first blush, be page three? Or, at a pinch, page five? A Chloe bag! I am downing my sucked pen and heading into the city: I will be the man of the moment at this weekend’s CBBBC in my Ben Sherman puffer jacket! I was so excited the photo came out a bit blurry – sorry!

NOTE: I have added the real news, as seen in The Western Toerag today.TLA
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9 Responses to Primed with bargains & Tight lipped

  1. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    At first blush one might mistake Teh Worst for a newspaper. The error is soon apparent.

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  2. Rachel obviously an Outrage fan. Will herring smoking be next?

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  3. Rolly says:

    Obviously, there are far too many people with an excess of disposable income.

    I must have another Bex and a good lie down.

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