Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

8 Arses of WA Sculpture

Four sculptural back doors you already know, and four new ones. I doubt anyone can identify the location of them all. Would take a real crack addict. All arse photos by The Lazy Aussie except for Skink’s “front bottom”. 1..? … Continue reading →

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My Eyes are Up Here

A combination of Midland and public art. That’s got to be worth a look. Unfortunately, he’s not really checking out her uh tank, which would have made it more interesting. He’s doing his shoelaces up. And maybe that’s a gut, … Continue reading →

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Team America

A couple of different approaches to dealing with old vans. Which do you prefer? Fitting a weapons system, or letting them return to the soil naturally? Yes those are rocket launchers – and machine guns. The only extra it doesn’t … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 4

Welcome to Weekend Worstoff 4. Was a great worst week. David Cohen dominating the airwaves, Troy sniffin, The West’s “Found” story refound, and Sunday Times journos under the gun. Meanwhile, Lisa “She-Ra” Scaffidi and Allannah “Tsarina” McTiernan debate the Government  … Continue reading →

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Police Overkill has Silver Lining

I was going to put this about the police raid on The Sunday Times in with the weekend stuff, but it was too good. In the media yesterday, Media and Arts Alliance WA branch secretary (and The Worst of Perth … Continue reading →

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Old Wife

What is worse, the name of this fish, or that the coastline seems to be brought to you by Teh Mormon? They can have more than one old wife right?

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Deff Geoff

Some time ago I made this bust of former Premier “Deff” Geoff Gallop out of masking tape, paint and a lunch box. (So there’s some art of mine you can criticise.) It seemed like a much simpler and more innocent … Continue reading →

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Smell of Female

Special Troy “Smell of Female” Buswell bulletin. For interstate and international readers, The Leader of the Opposition Troy Buswell has just admitted sniffing the seat that a female colleague had just vacated. PEOPLE, I WANT THAT SEAT. Does no-one have … Continue reading →

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The left wing of the day of judgement

“There she blows! – there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick!” That was the first quote I thought of from Melville’s Moby Dick to illustrate the toilet of The Cheynes IV whaling ship on display … Continue reading →

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Dog Years

“Hello from the gutters of Rockingham, (New York City) , which are filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine and blood.” (David Berkowitz, Son of Sam killer.) Great find from Caff who says, “Dog owners may be so good … Continue reading →

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