Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Maylands Babylon

Posted on August 20, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Maelstrom A celebrated whirlpool on the coast of Norway. Also Fig. ; as, a maelstrom of vice. One is and is not in the centre of the maelstrom of it all. Harold Pinter Capt. Donnelly: 13,453 dollars and 63 cents. … Continue reading →

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Tofu Terrorist

Posted on August 19, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Via Cimbali. The Tofu Terrorist has been hitting meatwagons in the Fremantle area. Show me a tofu truck so I can spray “bacon” on it.

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Lunch with Sam Newman

Posted on August 18, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Remember, comrades, your resolution must never falter. No argument must lead you astray. Never listen when they tell you that Sam Newman and the animals have a common interest, that the prosperity of the one is the prosperity of the … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 19. Vehicular

Posted on August 16, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Some vehicular offerings I’ve had stored for a while. (And I have many more.) This one from a less international Bento. This is one I’ve had for months from Skylantern. I do get there eventually. That’s a nice one. Why … Continue reading →

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Hammer of Justice

Posted on August 15, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Some may remember the excellent walking tour of crap public art in Kalamunda last October submitted by Cimbali. It now appears that the Art Police, or perhaps drunken young Kalamundarians have taken public art into their own hands, hammering the … Continue reading →

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Ricky Grace – The New Adrian Barich?

Posted on August 14, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Look, sorry to loiter in this arrondisement again, but I had two contenders for posts today, both on Beaufort Street, and both featuring the “C” word. Ever since the “Adrian Barich Incident” I’ve been seeing cunts everywhere. Anyway, as we … Continue reading →

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Spew Black Vomit

Posted on August 13, 2008 by AHC McDonald

“The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the mire” The Bible. Somewhere If you buy a bottle of Galliano Black Sambuca, and you are fortunate enough to drop … Continue reading →

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Lair of The White Worm

Posted on August 12, 2008 by AHC McDonald

If you’ve ever wondered about Allen Park, the area Paul Murray The West’s star blogger and columnist endlessly bangs on about, here it is in Google street view. Anyone care to troll the streets to see if there’s an overweight … Continue reading →

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The Riddle of the Sphinx

Posted on August 12, 2008 by AHC McDonald

is not, “What walks on 5 legs in the morning..?” but more like, “Why would someone build this in a garden in Kingston Street Nedlands? I do like the kerbing though. From Teh ‘Rage.

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Sacred Boab Humiliated

Posted on August 11, 2008 by AHC McDonald

From Fairfax a few weeks ago… West Australian Aboriginals have replanted an ancient boab tree after it was driven thousands of kilometres with a police escort to save it from destruction. A road widening scheme meant the tree, estimated to … Continue reading →

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