Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Dude! Not Cool!

Posted on August 6, 2009 by AHC McDonald

You don’t really deserve this post. I just happened to prematurely publish today’s post a few hours too early and it was too late to take it back.  So let me give you a bonus post for today, even though … Continue reading →

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Ai Ya! Bearded Bassist Gets The Nod

Posted on August 5, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Am I missing something here? Why would a bearded Asian make me want to buy chockkies? I first thought they might be saying that Asians, especially Asians with glasses are smart and that therefore you would be smart to buy … Continue reading →

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Shred your Bible

Posted on August 5, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Or, Roving Reporter Records Revised Reading Recommendations This sign was featured just a few months ago with the sinister if puzzling Queensland P.O. Box. But now the “worst” may be more about the standard of graffitiing it has just received … Continue reading →

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A crackpot led cultural revival

Posted on August 4, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Was thinking about suggestions for The Worst of Perth vision for the Sept 3rd show, when I got a submission from DFOC giving me a blinding insight on how to revive The Cultural Centre and with it Perth. More crackpots! … Continue reading →

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Doodle

Posted on August 3, 2009 by AHC McDonald

CLIVE: Seraphim and cherubim continually do cry. And why do they continually cry? ‘Cause they’ve all got the fucking horn up there. DEREK: Yeah, fucking knobs aching up there, mate! Continually crying with knob-ache! CLIVE: I’d like to meet Ezekiel … Continue reading →

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Inserting Vibrancy

Posted on August 2, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Since the usual suspects are promoting the same old ideas in the 20 or 30 talkfests about the future of Perth, (Jeezus, some plonker even suggested a series of monorails,) The Worst of Perth Live show on September 3rd will … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 66

Posted on August 1, 2009 by AHC McDonald

I’ve put up a new page at the top (Full Archives) which lists every post in order, after requests from those wanting to go through the whole list more easily. There must be nearly 800 now! A fine body of … Continue reading →

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Posted on July 31, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Scott,  (Canning Times Foreign Editor): It’s a dangerous story for this paper. Ben Bradlee (Canning Ed): How dangerous? Scott, Foreign Editor: Well, it’s not that we’re using nameless sources that bothers me. Or that everything we print, the White House … Continue reading →

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I hate cats – to death

Posted on July 30, 2009 by AHC McDonald

A nice if puzzling find by Blake in Innaloo. Is a cat hatred worth climbing onto a servo roof for? Maybe it is. That’s the third graffiti this week, but the first without obscenity.

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Lucy in the Ute with STD’s

Posted on July 29, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Get your cunt out? What happened to show us your tits? Was a simple “Clean Me” not out there enough to write in this genuine Cunderdin dust? Or maybe it’s  dust from cutting up the Lathlain Park carpark over the … Continue reading →

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