Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Iron Man

Posted on August 16, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Haven’t had enough tweets to highlight, so let me supplement them with a shot of Colin Barnett doing a Vladimir Putin. Although in Colin’s case he had to be tied to the horse lest he slip off during his constant … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 68

Posted on August 15, 2009 by AHC McDonald

A couple of astounding Japaneser worsts from DJ Snuff. I like that car. And what exactly is the fuck me monkey selling? A monkey says fuck me while a member of Kiss just stands by? And Stu is not sure … Continue reading →

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My Little Flower

Posted on August 14, 2009 by AHC McDonald

From C who saw these at Perth Tafe (Spiritual home of the Tafecuntz?) Yeah I’ll pay that as a worst.

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Embleton Vice

Posted on August 13, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Sonny Crockett: Hate waiting, feel like a character in a Becket play. Det. Ricardo Tubbs: Since when do you know Becket? Sonny Crockett: Charlie Becket, works down the shoeshine, writes plays on the side. Miami Vice 1984 One from my … Continue reading →

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Knowledge is Power

Posted on August 12, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Oh my god, finally Japanese speaking skills are being recognised. And car cleaning too! The icing on the cake is that it might even be casual so they won’t  have to waste time on holidays. Maybe they’ll even get to … Continue reading →

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Strippers Plus Sausage Sizzle

Posted on August 11, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Although Meccano saw this worst opportunity in Adelaide recently, (apparently the whole town is a freewheeling collection of crap) I thought it could give Perth’s Carlisle Hotel a run for its money when it advertises “skimpy” singular. At least they … Continue reading →

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Kickin’ the Gong Around

Posted on August 10, 2009 by AHC McDonald

It was down in Chinatown, All the cokies laid around, Some were high and some were mighty low; There were millions on the floor When a knock came on the door, And there stood old Smoky Joe. He was sweatin’, … Continue reading →

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20 000 Leagues

Posted on August 9, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Twenty thousand comments (not including spam) were passed this weekend. Granted a lot of them were Patti Chong pretending not to be Patti, but a solid contribution to the world of ideas in Perth nonetheless. I should be saving the … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 67

Posted on August 8, 2009 by AHC McDonald

I am sorry to be so slow with this one. I was alerted as soon as the giant dog man with the big doodle appeared in Subi, but couldn’t get out there. It has been covered in other press organs. … Continue reading →

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David Bowie Fails At Sex

Posted on August 7, 2009 by AHC McDonald

That’s all. He fails at sex. The secret is out. I suppose at his age, it’s natural to shoot a few duds now and then. I suppose rooting Mick Jagger would have to go into the failures pile? Thanks Brad. … Continue reading →

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