Dude! Not Cool!

You don’t really deserve this post. I just happened to prematurely publish today’s post a few hours too early and it was too late to take it back.  So let me give you a bonus post for today, even though I was too slow for the shot. Walking out of Curtin University yesterday I saw a crow eating a dead crow. We were both embarrassed. I said, “Dude! not cool! I’m not saying you were involved in the death but severely not cool. There’s a dead magpie ten seconds away as the crow flies, but you have to be pecking at your bro?” The cannibal did have the decency to hop away as I got the camera out and maybe it was giving it beak to beak. But really. Not cool.


About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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10 Responses to Dude! Not Cool!

  1. Leroy says:

    It’s what he would’ve wanted…


  2. phreestyle says:

    ‘Eating crow’ is an admission of being wrong. ‘Dude! Not cool’, pretty well sums up the same sentiment. What a flexible thing is the English language.


  3. 13th Oyster says:

    Murder of crows.


  4. David Cohen says:

    Why were you wearing a dress and standing on stilts??


  5. Bill O'Slatter says:

    I’ve just flown in from Adelaide and was a bit hungry and curious( and what better place to be curious) and there he was. Erm , I pecked him to wake him up but bits kept falling off and you know waste not want not.


  6. curious says:

    did the crow reply?


  7. xald says:

    Fuck. Someone beat me to the “eating crow” joke.


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