Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Mother of all Baravans

This one is FROM Rolly, so all should couch their comments in terms of “Irrelevant timewasting…” Typically useless post…” “Metrocentric…” “Moan, Grump…” “Why bother sending this tripe..?” “Rebarbative…” “I couldn’t give a stuff about your van picture sending abilities…” &cetera. … Continue reading

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Upper Swan

For every photo. There is an angle. I think they have laid the pathway deliberately so you get this scene just before seeing the belltower. As though your head was “upper swan” and then saw the light of Dicky’s Doodle.

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Don’t eat the brown water

From Nicola on her way through Adelaide. Adelaide has always been famous for its bad beer, (although as I’ve said before, New Zealand’s Speights is the worst of all beers) and it is always blamed on the water. Maybe it’s … Continue reading

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Brock of Iron

At least I think it’s Brocky. Maybe it’s Brock of irony. The negative version seems to be clearer that it is Brocky, but the lips seem a little louche for Peter Perfect. Another suggestion is that it’s Ian Diffen. No … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 82

Bit of an anticlimax now that the million views have been reached. Nothing to look forward to for a year and a half. Thanks to all who clicked up a storm. Congrats to Curious who chose a Perth The Bunbury … Continue reading

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Ben Elton, Fuck off we’re full! Irrational Hatreds #3

You know who shits me? Ben Fucking Elton. How long can one man rely on Margaret Thatcher being a cunt and writing some of Blackadder? Blackadder gets you some slack for bringing out one crap book, but surely not thirteen. … Continue reading

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Park Life

Bento saw this ambit claim for parking, I’m not sure where. Looks like Highgate to me. I would really like to know what the erased words were, since cunt got left in.

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Million Chong March

Winner!  Several people sent in 1000 032, but Curious was the first to reach my inbox. Actually it still says ’32. So many clicking at the same time, I think youse broke it. What product you want Curious?   For … Continue reading

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New balls please

Martin sent this shot from City Beach Tennis Club. Someone left the gates open and voila! What a lovely post for the millionth viewer. I heard that a similar outrage was perpetrated on the playing field of a prominent girl … Continue reading

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Lite Fruity Lexia

All those Fruity Lexia parties we had, I have found, most of it was sad. All that wildness, all those laughs, all that puking our rings, the blowing up of the be-silvered bag, “splitting the infinitives” of the secretaries, the … Continue reading

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