Million Chong March

Winner!  Several people sent in 1000 032, but Curious was the first to reach my inbox. Actually it still says ’32. So many clicking at the same time, I think youse broke it. What product you want Curious?


For those wanting to be in the running for a TWOP product of their choice for getting a screen shot closest to a million hits, start screensaving soon. Please no photoshop hanky panky. Send me the full screenshot, so I can peep the pixels for any jiggery pokery just to be sure. In the meantime, I hope everyone has seen Skink’s superb Million Chong March T Shirt. Good luck, and let’s hope it’s not Cohen winning again.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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41 Responses to Million Chong March

  1. David Cohen says:

    I have to go to court soon, so I might be out of the running.

    That’s the only reason I won’t win.

    Skink is probably running his own competition, and will award himself with his own T.

    He will bound up on his own stage and thank himself for the warm hand on his entrance.


  2. shazza says:

    Urinating in public DFOC?


  3. curious says:

    if only i knew how to do a screenprint (there is no screenprint button on this laptop, it’s all fancy quicktime shite) i could sit and idly click all day as i have nothing better to do with my time.


  4. Whoa 35 people online! I think the winner will be very very close to the 1000 000. Am I going to have to have a policy for the draw? If a draw, the first person to send me the pic.


  5. shazza says:



  6. Ljuke says:

    Just got a Kwout of 1,000,032


  7. BrownBook says:

    Mine says 1,000,032 as well


  8. Ranx says:

    maybe they all say 1,000,032


  9. foreign looking says:

    AHHH, how do you send attach a picture to these things


  10. cookster says:

    I fear my screen snapshot is too late…


  11. CB One says:

    Damn. I don’t think i’ll be a winner. Some of us have real lives and can’t sit about on the computer all day making fun of other peoples trucks and hitting printscreen.

    Get a life!


  12. skink says:


    I went for a shit and missed it

    the same thing happened when John Howard lost his seat


  13. Snuff says:

    Bugger. Curse you work. I should have had a crack at 999, 839.

    Onya, TLA. Onya.


  14. Snuff says:

    Now, what can I give a millionaire on this auspicious occasion ? Something educational, recreational, sartorial, or even mythical ? No. Only Bon will do.


    • curious says:

      why thank you snuff.

      did you see the ac/dc group marching at the freo festival on sunday?


      • Snuff says:

        Always a pleasure, curious, and congratulations on your win. No, I didn’t, but I hope you’ll send TLA the photos if you did, which he’ll no doubt actively consider.

        p.s. How about those kahunas, and they just don’t make clips like this anymore. Or do they ? I love the banana bends at 1:30, and the woman offering Bon an, ahem, cigarette, at 4:30.


      • monkeypants says:

        i think i did curious. it was hard to tell as my whining
        “i hate freo” brother was with me and i kept having to punch him to make him shutup so only caught glimpses of stuff. i thought it was fun.


  15. Paul Nurry says:

    I at first blush should have been the winner.


  16. Bento says:

    Congratulations, TLA. I will be sure to purchase you some sort of wanker beverage at the Brisbane, as a thankyou for many hours of lost productivity.


  17. skink says:

    Sincere congratulations on reaching such a significant milestone.

    apparently Perez Hilton gets fourteen million hits per day, but do not let that dishearten you, because he is a cunt.


  18. B.T. says:

    Damn meetings. I missed by the million mark by a mile,

    Congrats anyway.


  19. monkeypants says:

    outstanding achievement TLA! keep up the great work.


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