Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

Investigative work!

Posted on August 29, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Sam Spade: We didn’t exactly believe your story, Miss O’Shaughnessy. We believed your petrol reimbursed. I mean, you paid us more than if you had been telling us the truth, and enough more to make it all right. Joel Cairo: … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 166

Posted on August 27, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Michael Sutherland Mt Lawley.Lucky Star saw this clown in Wangara. Just putting the words clown and Wangara together is worthy. Natalia Fan#1 liked the sinister black glove on the board, perhaps showing why they need a standup workshop at Wembley … Continue reading →

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Basket weaving – Free

Posted on August 26, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Tableaux week apparently. Marvellous worst by Matt. Basket weaving free. Japanesers won’t even have to Cambio any yen to experience this motherfucker. Free basket weaving! There’s another kind by the way? While I’m still chortling (that’s North of the river … Continue reading →

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Give it

Posted on August 25, 2011 by AHC McDonald

By Cam F. Clarkson.

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One World Cuisine

Posted on August 24, 2011 by AHC McDonald

OK, you want to implement one world government, but can’t afford the black helicopters and the rents in The Hague, so you settle for one world cuisine in Tuart Hill, only to find one world cuisine has already been implemented … Continue reading →

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Straight

Posted on August 24, 2011 by AHC McDonald

I hadn’t understood how erotic the world of straighteners was. Erotic in a Dr. Who way. And the mannequins with boozies are like “Whoa, if I had flange, I would still totally not wear that jacket.” Northbridge. And happy birthday … Continue reading →

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Don’t be a Pedo

Posted on August 23, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Gay: What makes you so sad? You’re the saddest girl I ever met. Roslyn: You’re the first man who’s ever said that. I’m usually told how happy I am. Gay: That’s because you make a man feel happy. [He tries … Continue reading →

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Of the Kardinya Cthulhus?

Posted on August 22, 2011 by AHC McDonald

“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh Kardinya wgah’nagl fhtagn.” … “In his house at R’lyeh Street Kardinya, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.” The call of Cthulhu, H.P. Lovecraft. Well he looks healthy enough, drinking what Mojitos? Daiquris? He seems to have a brace … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 165

Posted on August 20, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Live Poets and Cosplay. We’re taking it up a notch! By Meccano, Melbourne. AndNatalia Fan#1 was sent pics of toilet doors in The (Teh) Hague. Perhaps Slobodan himself used one of them. If you still haven’t had your fill of … Continue reading →

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Freo Tableau

Posted on August 19, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Nice. A  tableau from Pete F. Nothing better than a tableau unless it’s tableaux. Worse even than recent Leederville action, Freo’s still back in 2007 artz mode. Well if it’s Freo, 1977 is still possible. Just to share a story. … Continue reading →

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