Zombie Cock Parmenter

Thee Happy Slayer (was that extra ‘e’ a typo Hapz?) Sent a rather unnervingly high quality C&B from the amphitheatre at Harvey Dam. I hadn’t heard of the place. It looks a little sophisticated for rurotards, and charging $128.80 for a family runion there is totes city prices. Good Day Harvey dam. I SAID GOOD DAY!!!!!. Zombie Cock immediately reminded me of another pic from borderline rurotardia (Kalamunda) by Jaidyn Jaxxon, of a teatowel of someone who also has always struck me as a bit of a dick too, Ian Parmenter. Uncanny resemblance to Zombie Cock no? Zombie Cock’s crown seems to have been modelled on Parmenter’s beret as seen in the link! Both pieces have the quintessential bad WA brick too. Is Ian Parmenter an irrational hatred? He still annoys me. All that nauseating banter about the wine while cooking. He was the Eoin Cameron of TV chefs. I think he inhabits Margaret River these days (natch) which is as good a reason as any for a bypass road. 

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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44 Responses to Zombie Cock Parmenter

  1. Bartender's Skills with a Manhatten says:

    From the “Big Tree” in the Harvey attractions link: “Tourists in this area is (sic) not encouraged due to safety reasons.”

    They then give the exact location of the tree.

    From the Ian Paramenter link on Selector Magazine: “Ian Parmenter talks about Selector Magazine and congratulates them on there 10th year!”—this being posted by the magazine itself.

    What a grate magazine it must be. Cun’t wait to read a issue.

    Also, I confess that the American Civil War museum in Harvey slightly freaks me out, rather like a Tasmanian prison colony museum cropping up somewhere in Wisconsin.

    The kangaroo in the backpack is cute as hell though. Wildlife in the Catskills tends to be not cute. Too many claws and fangs and other sharp edges. Oh yeah–and rabies.

    Don’t forget the rabies.

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  2. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    Not liking brick is un-Western Australian.

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  3. valerie woodruffe says:

    Was’nt it Ian Parmenter that had a Consuming Pasion with oven buns back in the 80’s which resulted in a child called Julia, or am I getting my wires crossed

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  4. I drew the caricature of IP! I’m so proud to have something on TWOP!

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  5. valerie woodruffe says:

    Why are the parameters of this site so full of cocks with so few cunts

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  6. WarriorTom says:

    Just what I’ve been waiting for…

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  7. The Legend 101 says:

    One of the most dumbest things on this site.

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