Monthly Archives: November 2011

Port Ewen

Some more from New York’s Bartender’s skills with a Manhatten, who, tired of treating Perth as his private colony of seamonkeys, turns his gaze to his own patch. Jeez, if he has to resort to CAPITALS for what still looks … Continue reading

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At the Races

Is there a connection between the horse erection by P&S and the “dislodged” fascinator by Rob C? You be the judge. Mundijong and Subiaco. Cue “Uptwon  girl…”

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The Princess and the Pea

I’m juxtaposing again, but to be fair, they juxtapose themselves by both being in East Perth. Biohazard by Matt A. Royalty by Buddha Lala Land. The tiara car is incongruously in the carpark of this place. By the way, can … Continue reading

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Festiva!

Just comparing and contrasting the edge of rurotardia fare from this morning, (ie bong and chips) with the free food and piss we were given at the Festival of Perth opening last night. Was it really so different? 1) Watershed … Continue reading

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The thirsty earth, the savage crows

By Hugh Jass. Gooseberry Hill. Jass must have come on the scenes minutes after the event, as the parched ground is still damp. More telling is the lack of crows as evidenced by the intact chips. Since he didn’t see … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 179- Rural Reich by Jaidyn Jaxxon

  “It is the Late city that first defies the land, contradicts Nature in the lines of its silhouette, denies all Nature. It wants to be something different from and higher than Nature. These high-pitched gables, these Baroque cupolas, spires, … Continue reading

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JCVD

And year 12? You don’t want to go there. By Justaposition.

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In Season Eco Sociopaths

Was trying to construct a tableaux, but failed to connect these two excellent pictures by James N. Let quality be their juxtapositioning, or perhaps their Western Suburbsing. Subiaco and Nedlands. Let’s be grateful the state gummint aren’t eco Derridarians.

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Honour The Flat Cat

Tristan H submits Flat Cat, with the added bonus of  ute with spotlights and Red Rooster rampant. Let me just throw P.’s HONOUR STUDENT!!!! Volvo into the mix. I’ll wager that the honour student insists on being dropped off 5k’s … Continue reading

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