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Pizza Showtime

“His face was a pizza pie, like you don’t get with delivery, only straight out of the oven, where the pepperoni is sizzling with fat, and you just know you’re gonna burn that spot right behind your front teeth.” Moonish … Continue reading

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I’m a Dickhead

Is this the level Perth’s graffiti has sunk to? No Hitler mo or glasses? Just white spraypaint and “I’m a dickhead”? Perhaps the young people of today don’t remember Hitler. Or glasses.

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Roof 2K

How often have I lain beneath rain on a strange roof, thinking of home. William Faulkner A nice first submission from Turf. Turf says… I have driven past this one for years, and wonder if the sign has been left … Continue reading

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Up Skirt

“Behold, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame.” God. Somewhere in the bible. (I’m not sure … Continue reading

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Bin It

Why is Michael Jackson speaking out against litter at Cottesloe? Or is he just teh garbage? It could also be a merman. Wouldn’t that eye make-up also pollute?

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Dog Years

“Hello from the gutters of Rockingham, (New York City) , which are filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine and blood.” (David Berkowitz, Son of Sam killer.) Great find from Caff who says, “Dog owners may be so good … Continue reading

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Sin City

David Cohen form Rottobloggo rightly asks WTF? with Sin City Lunch Bar. And yes, no sign of Frank Miller. I’m going to be down in sunny Albania for the weekend. Will try to get a shot of Dog Rock. This … Continue reading

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Wax My Arse

There’s a lady who knows all that gllitters is gold and she’s climbing a staircase to hair-ven. (Led Zepplin) Several things concern me about this sign. First. Hairvenly. Second, temporary tooth jewel. Thirdly, “every aspect of waxing”. They mean ringholes … Continue reading

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Biggest Asset

I’m not sure if they are their biggest assets, but they are certainly their biggest staplers. What braniac thought that having a woman under a giant stapler would demonstrate staff value? Oh finance. There’s your problem. If it had been … Continue reading

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Continental Style

Another excellent submission from Glenn. Unfortunately this apparition on Beaufort Street Inglewood is now covered over. Looks like a man who would be into “Spanish” to me. I am actually getting through some reader submissions in the past couple of … Continue reading

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