Bin It

Why is Michael Jackson speaking out against litter at Cottesloe? Or is he just teh garbage? It could also be a merman. Wouldn’t that eye make-up also pollute?

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27 Responses to Bin It

  1. David Cohen says:

    Hmmm. You know me – always trying to find the positive in something. At least teh Cott says ‘litter’ instead of ‘trash’. I’d prefer ‘rubbish’, but you can’t have everything.

    What do you think the dolphin is doing?? The moonwalk?

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  2. Mazarina says:

    Can’t be Michael Jackson, there’s no small children about. Must be Janet, sans wardrobe malfunction. Was that too low?

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  3. BrownBook says:

    MJ’s not endorsing this, I think he’s just another piece of plastic landfill.

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  4. Bonnie says:

    Anybody else hearing “Heal the world… make it a better place.. for you and for me and the entire human race” inside their head???

    Bet you are now! *evil grin*

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  5. No, I’m hearing,
    “Ben, the two of us need look no more
    We both found what we were looking for
    With a friend to call my own
    I’ll never be alone
    And you, my friend, will see
    You’ve got a friend in me.”

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  6. Johnny B. Goode says:

    I don’t think that was too low Mazarina. It’s never too low if you’re just stating the obvious.

    On the subject of the Moonwalk. I would venture to Cottesloe more often if the local council hired Michael Jackson to Moonwalk up and down the beach picking up rubbish and promoting the virtues of keeping the face of Cottesloe natural and unchanged. However, I suspect the irony may be lost on some.

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  7. Mango says:

    That’s the scariest rubbish I’VE ever seen. Dolphins shouldn’t have to suffer like that. Think of them before you carelessly chuck your MJ away!
    Best anti-pollution message ever!

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  8. sunili says:

    Hehe I was laughing at these the other weekend, and I noticed there’s a bin on the corner near the mini-mart/mega-deli (between the OBH and the Cott) that’s been graffittied with an arrow labelling “Jacko”. So others have certainly noticed it too. I think I agree with BrownBook – he’s just another bit of rubbish.

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  9. Really? There’s a Jacko label on one? Was it before or after the post?

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  10. sunili says:

    Yeah it was a couple of weeks ago.

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  11. Rage says:

    …Hey nili!

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  12. sunili says:

    Uh… Hi… !? Hehehe

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  13. Rage says:

    (whispers) It’s Ray Ray. Glad to see I’m not the only one spending my time productively.

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  16. Robyn says:

    Every1 loved making fun of MJ. He was always the brunt of so many tasteless jokes & this is just 1 of them. The previous commentors had their field day poking fun @ a good human being but troubled young man. Now he’s gone. & Every1 of you look like the very pollution that you speak against. I hope that on the other side, it is MJ who FINALLY has the last laugh.

    RIP, MJ… {{{{v_v}}}}

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  17. shazza says:

    The other side of what?

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  18. David Cohen says:

    Robyn, my comment at the top was respectful and appropriate.

    Not like the rest of these cunts.

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  20. Jose Hernando says:

    How can he moonwalk if he’s a merman? Don’t you mean moonslither?

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  21. Anna Cu says:

    Or moon-flop-across-on-the-floor-on-your-belly-like-a-fish-out-of-water.

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    • Jose Hernando says:

      Actually no- mermen have hand, but no legs, so he wouldn’t flop, he’d slither across the stage with his arms pulling him along.

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