“His face was a pizza pie, like you don’t get with delivery, only straight out of the oven, where the pepperoni is sizzling with fat, and you just know you’re gonna burn that spot right behind your front teeth.”
Moonish on Moonish
Another from the Beaufort Street Arrondisement. Could there be a less appetising picture of a pizza? Looks like from the pen of the pussycat artist, minus the boozies. And yet I could really do with one right now.
Thanks to anyone who made it to the comedy tonight. No-one live blogged the event?

About AHC McDonald
Comedian, artist, photographer and critic.
From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
That’s a pizza? No, wait, it’s a Pacman sent from the future to destroy our present to prevent the machines from taking over.
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Looks like from the pen of the pussycat artist, minus the boozies. And yet I could really do with one right now.
The pizza or the boozies?
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I’m a well balanced individual: I like my my boozies to come in matched pairs.
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Still haven’t seen a review of my comedy performance from Jay, or Fucking Outrage (Who got in free through his media contacts).
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They were probably too embarrassed!
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Yeah well this bein the Intertubes (TM), dood , where is the Yooftube offering ? Here’s your RTR offering at 2:55
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Link is not working.
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Try again :Here’s your RTR offering at 2:55
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rtsp://streaming.rtrfm.com.au:80/streaming.rtrfm.com.au/breakfast_2008-06-04.mp4
Wordpress doesn’t like long links.
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Since it looks like I have to review myself, I would have to describe my performance last night as fucking outrageously funny.
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Sorry for my tardy critical assessment: LA was forensically funny, with flashes of lacerating intellect. His Bono impersonation was impeccable. In fact the audience sensed they were in the presence of a Renaissance Man. They laughed, they cried, they were moved. Will this do?
What are the green things on the pizza?
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That’s the meat, DC.
Either that or the Capsicum of Doom!
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I think it’s anchovy
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I’ve tried a lot of Pizza in my time – including one Pizza at this establishment & it still ranks as the worst i’ve had. I can’t believe they are still in business.
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I went there mamy, many years ago when the sign was much younger, but I can’t remember the quality. Beer would have ensured it was all eaten anyway.
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Is it … meant to be a slug ‘n’ snail pizza? That’s all I can see.
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You’re really veering off into serious third personage reviewing yourself c.f Jack Black on Letterman.
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No pizza should ever have anything blue on it.
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Wrong, Zarquon.
The “Quattro Formaggio” often has Gorgonzola.
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That is clearly coloured spermatozoa. On a pizza!
http://images.google.com/images?client=opera&rls=en&q=spermatozoa&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&um=1
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‘That is clearly coloured spermatozoa. On a pizza!’
In light of the fact that the oft referred to copy of Pussycat was found under a pizza oven, I think I just went off pizza.
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This delight of design has now gone. Bye bye odd pizza picture.
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Why are you guys so obsessed with Pizza?
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It’s complicated.
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Shhh Raphael. I think he’s onto us. Cowabunga!
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