Tag Archives: worst sign

Park Life

Bento saw this ambit claim for parking, I’m not sure where. Looks like Highgate to me. I would really like to know what the erased words were, since cunt got left in.

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Weekend Worstoff 81

Sorry this post has been a little cunctatious this morning. Melbourne is really making a laughing stock of itself with these world class facility barriers. We’ve already had a world class bucket, someone else (sorry I can’t find your email) … Continue reading

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Plus we have you on video dickhead

Is this as bad as putting up an anti skidmark sign in the staff bog? Another from G’day. And1  from zippy just because apparently I never put anything up they send. I need to change email. I can’t highlight things … Continue reading

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Ooshta

Well thank god that some of the vibrancy is still left in this town. Rehana of Dick Piercy fame shot this. We can be proud that some plonker has authorised a plaque to the smartarses of the 1890s to go … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 79

Another good week. Over 70 000 views for the month. Pam Cassellas’ last column is in the West today. Didn’t read it, but I hope it’s about how wacky cats are compared to dog, or how wacky men are compared … Continue reading

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To the person who SHITS…

We had the UWA toiletteurs the other day, but Bento Trumps it with a chilling sign from his own building. In what white rage must this sign have been printed out? Imagine the horror of seeing shit in a toilet! … Continue reading

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ISOFC

Move over (or should I say fuck off) AWOL FIFO, there’s a new game in town. I shit on fat chiks. Shazza asks you to imagine her horror at finding this smooth talker parked on her street. Her own street! … Continue reading

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I pashed my own brains out

Is this a brilliant strategy from Morph or just creepy? Is she kissing herself in the mirror or pashing some other chick? Perhaps they are simply Falangists? Kindly snapped by Edward De Bozo, who really did go to clown college. … Continue reading

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You’re not not hallucinating

Paracleet snapped this car in Victoria Park. I like that even a crackpot car painter can use an apostrophe, unlike Yokine IGA, as visioned by Slanderer. Slanderer also snapped this baffling graphic on the store. I’m sure they’d tell you … Continue reading

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You know my methods Watson…

“It seemed to me that a careful examination of the bus seat and the saliva might possibly reveal some traces of this mysterious individual. You know my methods, Watson. There was not one of them which I did not apply … Continue reading

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