You know my methods Watson…

“It seemed to me that a careful examination of the bus seat and the saliva might possibly reveal some traces of this mysterious individual. You know my methods, Watson. There was not one of them which I did not apply to the inquiry. And it ended by my discovering traces, but very different ones from those which I had expected. ie semen.”
The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes (1893) “The Soggy Seat”.  I would be very interested to see one of these CSI bus drivers in action. They would have to do it at night though in low, preferably blue lighting.spit

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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29 Responses to You know my methods Watson…

  1. G'day from WA says:

    The Worst of Perth are the People on The Worst of Perth Blog. Discuss.


  2. WAtching says:



  3. curious says:



  4. WAtching says:

    Dear TLA.
    I used to like your blog.
    It was funny. But it’s going badly downhill.
    No-one has said “cunt” all day.


  5. Snuff says:

    I’m in a deuce of a dilemma, TLA. First Eco, then the pipe, and now this.


  6. Slanderer says:

    They introduced “the technology” in every bus in Brisbane this year after a total of 4 spits on the entire network the year before. One can only wonder what the stats are here?

    But far more important, TLA, your zombie movie crown is about to be wrenched off your undead head by a new generation:

    What is it about Perth that attracts zombies?


    • orbea says:

      head to Horror Town on Sunday afternoon and see the inspiration for George Romero

      Harbour Town – and not a fat arse stinkboat in sight


  7. Golden1 says:

    This is the best post in ages.

    In my head I have a Transperth bus driver who looks a bit like Keanu wrestling Dennis Hopper on top of the bus trying to swab him for DNA, whilst a passenger who I think is Sandra Bullock is driving the bus. But she can’t let the speed drop below 50 otherwise the whole bus will get spat at…


  8. Chainge Daile says:

    I know a woman who can spit ping pong balls from her chong-bucket.
    She’s got deadly aim, would probably take out the bus driver before he could swab her.


  9. YJ says:

    omg. I took the SAME PHOTO at the front seat where I was. AT THE SAME SLANTED ANGLE. Its almost as good as a carbon copy of my photo, except that I never loaded mine online in the first place.

    Great minds think alike.


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