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Burnt Spoon

Vegan can’t seem to take anything from this Gosnells shopping centre sculpture other than it represents a burnt spoon. As a tribute to hash and heroin roasters of the Gosnells area it works well. Wait is it a burnt sperm? … Continue reading

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Hands across the lawn

In the crab infested burgh of Mandurah I saw this. I thought it would make a nice change from insinuating that every object longer than it is wide could be construed as a donger. Not this one fortunately. Not a … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 93

“Shonquice”,  resident at Perth 6000 has a Nowegian friend who snapped this church in Karratha, one of the vilest towns in the country. Check out the lovely photo of derelict Perry Lakes on S’s blog too. David M sent in … Continue reading

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San Simeon

When Charles Foster Kane died, he said just one word -…Rosebud, just that one word, but who is she…What was it?… Now what does that mean?…A racehorse he bet on once…Yeah, that didn’t come in…All right, but what was the … Continue reading

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Hung like a donkey?

If Heath Ledger no longer gets the blood racing like he once did, maybe Meccano can invigorate jaded palates with this from Essendon. Perhaps it’s on special because the poor jumbo is only hung like a donkey? It certainly doesn’t … Continue reading

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Finger My Knothole

Edward de Bozo saw this amazing sight , in full view of the public, in that sudden worst hotspot White Bum Valley. Astounding. It’s nice we’re getting some artworks happening again. Has she left clawmarks in her own boozie? Now … Continue reading

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Hosin’ Around

Shamefully I had neglected this one from Shazza. I’d buy this before I’d buy THIS, but is this Fremantle piece worst or not worst?

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Brock Mystery Deepens

Some light may have been shone on the metal head recently featured, with this cryptic story in the Hills Gazette (or was it the Banjo Players & Albino News?). It does nail down the fact that it is Brocky not … Continue reading

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Sticks

Lukewarm reaction  to Bumpkin Highway sculpture yesterday, but how about this one in Forrest Place? This one is actually pretty crap. Inside the sticks though there was a machine you could blow giant smoke rings with. More interesting. Thanks to … Continue reading

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Into the maw of River Rooster

You’re a ghost on Bumpkin Highway you’re like River Rooster and meaningless I hate you, but I love you I’ll carry that to the end If I ever lie with you again, I pray I do not sleep If I … Continue reading

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