Hosin’ Around

Shamefully I had neglected this one from Shazza. I’d buy this before I’d buy THIS, but is this Fremantle piece worst or not worst?

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51 Responses to Hosin’ Around

  1. skink says:

    not worst

    are we going to vote on everything now?

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  2. David Cohen says:

    I have voted worstalicious.

    I like being contrary – but it IS worst.

    It looks like a luxury shower for garden gnomes.

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  3. shazza says:

    I’m not sure if I like this or not. It did look odd nestled amongst the lovely old homes of the George St precinct.

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  4. G'day from WA says:

    It looks like another portal to seomwhere else. You lie down, place your head in the middle of the scary hose thing and your consciousness is transported into the body of Tezza Tyzack, or Matt Buckels. Or Richarbl.

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  5. monkeypants says:

    i’m loving this – reminds me of a giant eucalyptus flower…..

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  6. nine says:

    AWESOME

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  7. rolly says:

    Damned if I care.

    Looks like a young teenager, with illusions of artistic capability, will have a bit to answer for when the family returns for wherever they’ve been for the last month or so.

    Worst? No.

    Relevant to anything? I doubt it.

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    • Bunnings is the only real winner. Roly, who is your new pic? Does he have finger up nose?

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      • rolly says:

        It’s a p-shop job on a famous portrait – dunno who- putting the nose picking pose into it.
        Found it on some funnies forum or other and lifted it.

        Suits my mood quite often.

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      • ronggly says:

        Bunnings. If you truly wish to see and witness people at the end of their tether, head for the irrigation aisle at Bunnings. The faces, male and female, old and young, lined with rage and frustration as they scan the drawers looking for a replacement for that one sprinkler fitting that has completely fucked up their day.

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  8. Bento says:

    It’s like a Pick-A-Part for amateur bong manufacturers.

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  9. skink says:

    but is it water-wise?

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  10. ronggly says:

    I’m voting not worst. I like the religious imagery: thousands of souls on this planet, some headed down to the underworld, some reaching upwards, all waiting for the moment when the water is turned on.

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  11. I was expecting someone to say “vagina hosata”.

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    • G'day from WA says:

      Perhaps you overestimate us.

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      • skink says:

        I am proud to say that at no point did I look at that and think of the famale anatomy, but that may be the result of being bottle-fed as an infant

        if it is representational of minge, where is the g-spot?

        somewhere near the cactus?

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        • shazza says:

          As a tribute to our fallen comrade I suggest it now be known as the R spot.

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          • Bento says:

            Who you calling an arsepot?

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            • skink says:

              now the arsepot – I know exactly how to find that

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              • You couldn’t find it with both hands

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                • David Cohen says:

                  I thought he was “too good for this world”?

                  I think our fallen comrade will return: Henk did, Jesper did.

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                  • Bento says:

                    On a slightly related note, management and the IT department have collectively leaped to the ridiculous conclusion that I may be a little more productive if I wasn’t teasing bumpkins for about 5 hours a day, and have blocked TWOP from my workplace.

                    I guess this places TLA in same high society as Max Hardcore, and millions of Youtube kittens.

                    My sparkling witticisms will therefore be limited to outside normal business hours.

                    Arsepots.

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                    • WAtching says:

                      The Horror…

                      So let me get this straight…

                      In the last 24 hours we’ve had Twopicide, Henkage, Nazism, Cocostomy and Hose Flowers.
                      And now one of the apostles sent by IT to exile, to endure daily some kind of Promethean torture.

                      Truly the end of days.

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                    • Frank Calabrese says:

                      Log into your Home PC and post from there ansd say that you need access to your Home PC so you can check on the babysitter etc.

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                    • rolly says:

                      …..And the Minister for communications….you know….what’s ‘is face……he thinks that a bit of internet censorship will stop the kiddies accessing naughty stuff and naughty stuffheads accessing the kiddies.
                      He obviously still lives in the same fantasy land as the ‘faithful’ leader of the opposition….you know…..the bloke with the face like a ferret and a head like an undernourished coconut.

                      Show ’em up, Frank!

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                    • Ljuke says:

                      Frank is pro-censorship, I believe.

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                    • Frank Calabrese says:

                      only in the sense that the Interwebs should be subject to the same standartds re classification as are required by the Print and Electronic Media.

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                    • rolly says:

                      The man – ooops, – sorry, – person power required to run a classification board of that dimension would solve most of the world’s unemployment problems, and then some.

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                    • G'day from WA says:

                      Youtube is running at about 20 hours of uploads every minute.

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                    • shazza says:

                      Someone needs to put a stop to the crap being downloaded on Youtube. There are people (read bogans) sending in footage of themselves opening their Chrisco boxes. Ugh!

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                    • shazza says:

                      Tell them TWoP or you walk!

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                    • skink says:

                      you can get to Twop via a proxy such as hidemyass.com

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                    • Bento says:

                      Only shows the TWOP summary and a pic of the couch. Unless I’m doing it wrong?

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                    • skink says:

                      no, I tried it and it’s shit.

                      a poxy proxy

                      but it looks like you found a better one, so fuck the IT goons and fuck Stephen Conroy

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              • shazza says:

                Jeez you try and say something nice and youse guys just sit around and snigger. Get a life youse one dimensional ivory dildo dwellers.

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  12. Hutch says:

    Medusa recreated in Freo!

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  13. orbea says:

    flying spaghetti monster

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  14. Mez says:

    many, many hours of some person’s life wasted
    they should have realised that it was a bad idea after drilling the first few holes

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  15. WAtching says:

    On a different topic…
    I just saw Russel Woolf outside my local bottleshop.

    You know how they say people look fatter in real life?
    It’s bullshit.
    They look sweatier and hairier.

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