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70’s Swingers Club

Just got back from a weekend of sex and wine at our new friends, who contacted us through your site. Can you let us know of any parties in our area. It was fine wine i hope. – Ed. Quote … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 28

An excellent worst from Téa, combining the brown mist of bore water, with bad education dept spelling. She’s a bit coy on location. Téa will do you a good website too. That she finally got this in TWOP after 6 … Continue reading

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Passionpopped Underwear

This pair of Bonds seems to have literally exploded in Highgate. Ravaged by wild animals? Or does the answer lie with this bottle of Passion Pop empty nearby.

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Watermelon Shark Fin

You lie watermelon. You lie through your red seeded arse. In fact why should I even believe you are red just because you say so? Red? Bullshit. From David Cohen. Yes, a fucking outrage. And I include this Northbridge shark … Continue reading

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Tofu Terrorist

Via Cimbali. The Tofu Terrorist has been hitting meatwagons in the Fremantle area. Show me a tofu truck so I can spray “bacon” on it.

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Spew Black Vomit

“The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the mire” The Bible. Somewhere If you buy a bottle of Galliano Black Sambuca, and you are fortunate enough to drop … Continue reading

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There’s No Such Thing as Free Tofu

SOAK: Sir! This beer has the taste of a kitchen sponge, the nutritional value of a lentil enema, the alcohol content of a fart in a bottle and the texture – er also very much like a kitchen sponge. I … Continue reading

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Green Coffee

Thank you for your coffee, seignor. I shall miss that when we leave Casablanca. –Ingrid Bergman (Ilsa Lund) Casablanca Do I have to create a new category of “worst rinsing of the coffee maker” in the office? I don’t want … Continue reading

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Creamed Crab

Creamed Crab would seem so very wrong if it wasn’t brought to you by ABBA. Creamed Crab by Bucks Fizz just wouldn’t sound appetising. The serving sugestion is to squeeze it out like a pallid dog turd. Thanks to Ljuke … Continue reading

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Black Pork Down

Is there ever, EVER such a thing as a free sausage? O Day 2008 Curtin University. :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: ::

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