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little person lost

Well-spotted by Misspent_yoof: “Classic update from The Worst online today. Apparently Serco managed to lose a midget prisoner: ‘Hayward is about 70cm tall, with a slim build and light skin’.” Good work My – but I believe our diminutive friends … Continue reading

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massive loses

Wireless news in Teh West today. Did they mean “massive loosers”, or Massive Attack? Massive! Substantial! Big gains! Positive gains! Loosers. Also, Howie hates beards.

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The Stormy Groin

I apologise over that inadvertent recycling earlier today. It won’t happen again! I had to post something as TLA has no power at The Wolf’s Lair. He was matter-of-fact about it, which was a sharp contrast to Bento’s wailing a … Continue reading

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Biggles

Teh West’s Inside Cover was salient and supportive today. The paper of record’s columnist was nice about students at ECU Daily and said they needed just one more thing to be “real players” (as opposed to false ones): an interview … Continue reading

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Kaaaaarnt

I trust we’re all having a delightful VD. I wonder if this, in Teh West’s Book of Love, is for our worsting overlord or that chrome-dipper Bento?

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Inspirational

They said the sex offender register would have unintended consequences.  I never would have thought it would be inspirational, though.

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amused but confused

Golden Rule #8 for young reporters: read the archives before you file. That might have saved Inside Cover in today’s West some egg on face. The reporter is “amused but confused” by a strange boat on the Swan earlier this … Continue reading

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