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Outrage Sunday 52 hideous

Our comrade Greg Hoey has been quiet – and I can reveal why. I applaud the PWF backing (probably) the most blacklisted author. I will get the e-book AND the $87.50 paperback, which was “voted peoples choice favorite book of … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 51 bonafied winning

Walking the dogs and need a wee (but not at the dogging toilet in the park)? Winning. Naturally you want to make your life the very best that it can be. Of course you want to find your success code … Continue reading

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Decanter

A child’s willy whiskey dispenser – Yeah, you heard me. Shot in an art teacher kind of way, by Ljuke or associate.  (It’s not a metre high. Or black.) In Guildford.

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Outrage Sunday 45 deal

And what a deal! I snapped this up and am now the proud owner of 112 ads (15 sec each) on West TV! They’re throwing in “photo stills and key messaging”! My ad will be on four times a day … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 44 praise the worst

Ha ha! TLA boasted he will feature many pics of abandoned chairs in odd places: scooped, sucker! How sweet it is to scoop the Flangemaster. I was going to make a  snide remark about the decline of alfresco worship in … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 43 pancakes

Tasteful colour, vibrant font – the only fly in the batter with this Guildford Road sign is few will see it as they concentrate on coping with the James Street bridge. This gourmet feast was suddenly abandoned in Guildford. Por … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 38 true blue

Massive excitement whizzing home in the Jizz on Friday when a car behind me, at first blush, looked like the Bento-mobile. The go-faster stripes look like the sort of thing an ageing Maylands rainmaker hipster would stick on his wheels. … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 36 the fuzzy in the wuzzy

And the Hitachi, hose limp, standing ignored, Ranted and raged: ‘Once I was adored! For my function of fuzzy and glistening drum, But now I’m Worst, and it makes me all glum.’ The tree leaves sighed, and gave it a … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 31 bedlam

Ferrall pere et fils must laugh like drains when they get the TWOPment. “Yack it up, you balcony-dwelling, quince paste sniffing, neo-Kantian corksoakers ‘cos we are about to crush our toes by dropping our wallets on our feet.” Krazy Kym … Continue reading

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