From the pixel to the boozie

Have we reached the peak of terrible wine labels? Could anything be worse than this? Let me make it clear that the pixellation is on the label, not my photo. Can we not have nips on a $50 bottle of wine? And if we can’t, surely they could be tastefully framed or cropped out? Don’t  even bother. You can’t see them even with severe squinting. This is really, really awful. First Drop Wines, your graphic design is shithouse and your use of Peter Sellers clip baffling. Wait, your design isn’t in house is it? All the signs of a nephew with photoshop. And access to boozies. 



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49 Responses to From the pixel to the boozie

  1. Reign of Error says:

    Whoreton Wineries new pre-mix range of sparkling Swan Valley Creme De Menthe and Passiona.

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  2. Reign of Error says:

    Does your dog bite?

    I don’t know, does a couple of nips count?

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  3. Rong1 says:

    Ah, memories of the air-brush in Playboys of the 50’s and 60’s.

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  4. juantrak says:

    All the girls look like that, after you’ve downed a bottle of that poison.

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  5. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Doggers are an under-appreciated commercial demographic. This calls for a Today Tonight special investigation, naturally including Barry Urquhart.

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  6. Rolly says:

    I don’t see the point(s) of it.

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  7. you'll get wet says:

    Still, can’t beat Blackbui, the best WA booze that never was. Dads dug up their backyards.Thousands surged into pubs only to find out the maker had drunk it all himself. It would now have to be labelled Grasstreebui, Now that was journalism. Come back Duncan, socks in sandals forgiven.

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  8. Dame Shazza says:

    I wonder what demographic they’re going for?
    FIFO?

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  9. Reign of Error says:

    Such a rambunctious cleavage – perhaps a wine crafted suited to more towards the cleft palate

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  10. El Guisto says:

    I can’t see the other Members of the (Weld) club being impressed, but I shall canvass opinions when next I drop in for a nipple, er, I mean tipple…
    Got to admit, she’s a healthy young lass…champion set of bazookas eh?

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  11. Reign of Error says:

    Carafe? Pfffftt……….I don’t fuckin’ think so buddy, everyone knows they’re for pussies. Jugs mate, jugs……..it’s the future. (Hansard: Buswell, Troy – WA Tourism Commission Ammendment Bill No.4; June 14, 2011)

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