Atlantic Wall

Posted on June 17, 2015 by AHC McDonald

You know, this wouldn’t really stop me. PCEC suggests a sternly laminated sign, possibly two would need to be deployed to turn back the more determined excretors. 



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Self harm

Posted on June 16, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Can someone finally tell me. Do Greens & Co. Graffiti their own sign? Are they actually called & Cock? What’s the cock deal? I have had their sign sent to me about 29 times in the past years. I believe I have had representation from the owners re: council incompetence. WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE COCK? This one by Andrew W. But I acknowledge previous senders. Give me the cock poop.



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Raise the John Forrest

Posted on June 15, 2015 by AHC McDonald

From the dunnies at the tavern in the John Forrest National Park. Perhaps the bumpkin turn of phrase comes from the majestic Cussler collection the tavern maintains? Largest in the southern hemisphere I’ve heard.  I’d go for the Harold Robbins myself. 



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Outrage Sunday 201 the Argument of His Blog

Posted on June 14, 2015 by rottobloggo

i sing of prawns, of Prados, pills, and powers,

Of perennial unvibrant wowsers.

I sing of arseholes, cockcarts, ‘burners, trains,

Of loungerooms, lounges, and drivers without brains.

I write of uncouth love, and the excess

Of it and its push-shoving wantonness.

I sing of spews, of drains, and, short and long,

Of prams, of Old Spice, and Hyde Park dugong.

I sing of gates of star, which, at first blush

Shuttled me to the graveyard of the bong,

To report on toilets that do not flush

And the tree of the everlasting thong.

I write of worst, I sing (and ever shall)

Of Po-Vi, and reckon to have it all.

  

(With apologies for any inconvienience to Robert Herrick).

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Let a thousand Fords bloom

Posted on June 12, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Bedford. 



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Faux Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Posted on June 11, 2015 by AHC McDonald

My humility video is out now. 



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A cup of wine…

Posted on June 10, 2015 by AHC McDonald

…some boozie holders and some ciggies. Slip in a Calippo and it all makes sense. A fatal shore, Northbridge. 



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The evil that architects do

Posted on June 9, 2015 by AHC McDonald

So while our architects should be here designing the convention centre and Perth Arena, these bastards are off curing polio??!!? (Architect – polio eradicator). Scum. William Street. 





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CBBBC – The Burning-ing

Posted on June 8, 2015 by AHC McDonald

Perth’s lovely post vibrant winter weather means that it’s book burning season again!  The Cuban Book Burning Book Club welcomed some new members and some hot new titles. 

First, the Bride Stripped Bare by Anonymous. Quotes, reviews: Not a feminist text. Anonymous? Fuck off. Stupid and boring. Ok, burn it. 



One of two Wintons. Tim’s first novel and Vogel winner. Endless mentions of fish. The Open Swimmer is basically a boring list of fish. Not as terrible as Cloud Street, but nobody put their hands up to save it all the same. Burn. The dry paper went up well. 



A terrible wanker of a journalist who lived at the Savoy and reviewed Princess Margaret’s tits. (Real and magnificent) Burn. 



I know one if the most popular CBBBC requests is Power of One. Didn’t have that, but another Courtney hit the flames. Quotes, review: Dreary. I couldn’t finish it. 



It’s a little easy to decide to burn Dan Brown, but nevertheless..Quotes and reviews: What’s with the fucking ellipsis? Every…fucking…sentence… A cat…and a…(wait for the payoff)…dog. 


A book burnt almost entirely on the authour having fire extinguishers explode in flames. Yes.

And another Winton? Not one I have read myself, but I’m guessing it’s another list of fish?  It burned up well. 



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Outrage Sunday 200 bogan customs

Posted on June 7, 2015 by rottobloggo

Keep on truckin’…is it me, or can I see Alan Bond’s face?
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That pea-grubber Bento pipes up: “The signage doesn’t exactly inspire confidence in their artistic ability.” Location undisclosed.
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I’m indebted to APILN for the latest Furze Platt news: it came after this Australian C&B scoop. The tiny writing says, I believe, ‘C. Hughes Pindick’.
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