Bus Stop Bunker

You can keep your fancy shmancy new bus stops with their lit ad posters. Bus stop design never reached a higher watermark than this. Not many of these left. They had 3 slat wooden seats, always with one slat broken.

busstop

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Live and Die in LA

I don’t know. I would have gone Christian Women, I think. Christian Ladies sounds a bit like lamingtons will be involved somehow. Also, haven’t we had enough examples of poor kerning already on TWOP? The sign may have come straight from a text editor, so the slight impression of it saying LA  DIES is probably not deliberate. Kern that “A”  ladies! It was also suggested to me a little unkindly, that the flower might be a Crocus.

christian ladies

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Brownian Motion

There have been a couple of comments on Bentley’s Brownlie Towers, built in 1969. I went up to see how the extensive renovations are going. Mixed results by the look of it. It’s not just the building that needs work. I wish I’d taken a shot before the scaffolding went up.

brownlie towers

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In Spite of Spite

Have to thank The West Australian this week. Despite my occasional slagging off, they still ran The Worst of Perth as blog of the week on Wednesday. Everyone needs a little worst in their day.

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Panther in My Heart

Thanks to Slanderer for reminding me about films made in Perth. I should have remembered, because I was involved in a few of the tax write-off stinkers made in Perth in the late 1980’s myself. Day of The Panther was made in 1988, “starring” John Stanton as a kung fu mystic. Stanton is probably best remembered for playing Malcolm Fraser in The Dismissal. He was also the TV cop Bellamy. Stanton is William Anderson, who plays Master Splinter to Jason Blade’s Ninja Turtle. The film also featured the prolific Michael Carman. I seem to remember the guy from the old John West ads was in it too. Can’t remember his name. Stanton didn’t do much high kicking himself, but I seem to remember he transferred his power by telepathy to Jason Blade the young martial artist, played by Edward Stazak. I think John Stanton had to fly home early, so he directs one big fight by mindpower, from bed. A lot of the action took place in the abandoned South Fremantle power station, which I have a picture of somewhere

day of the panther

I was a lighting assistant for most of the film, but unfortunately I never made it to the credits. Was great fun to work on, but unfortunately the movie gives risible a bad name. Very funny reviews at IMDB here. Well worth a look. The sequel Strike of The Panther was shot at the same time. I am not sure what action went with which movie. Other Perth locations were the Mount Hospital, “Chinatown” in Roe St, and the Chinese restaurant on Mill Point Rd near the freeway, was I think a triad lair.

day of the panther

I worked on another Perth movie that was frequently in the worst of all time list (and I made the credits this time). Involved zombies. Anyone can remember what it was?

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Cup Half Empty

Finally found one. If you’ve still got a Home of The America’s Cup numberplate – that will be the least of your problems. The cup was lost in 1987. The stockmarket crashed later that year, ending 1980’s excess early for Perth. The city now is a very different place to what it was when the numberplate could truly make the claim. The Plate should be proud that it has seen off Laurie Connell at least. Should outlast Bondy if it’s lucky.

Morley.

americas cup

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Map of Tassie

There was a time when people would take considerable time, effort and care to bend a coathanger into the shape of Australia when their antennas got snapped off. This one more like a bad map of Tassie (or something). Another from The Curtin University staff carpark this morning. These are the sort of skills now being lost by Aussies. The Art Department at Curtin needs to run a summer school course on shaping coathangers. Perhaps also one on fitting tennis balls to towbars.

car antenna, curtin university

 

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Learning Inspiration Pleasure Leisure Library

It’s not often you see this style of concrete not totally cracked and broken. Fremantle. Written on the windows are the words in the title.

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fremantle town hall

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Shed with a View

A nice pic from An Anonymous Perthon. Anon didn’t know what category to put it in, but I think we can slip this place in XXXXXXX Rd Embleton into worst house and worst architecture don’t you think? Anon was struggling to think of a reason why someone would build a shed perched outside an upstairs window. I think it is a spray booth, so you wouldn’t have to get out of bed to respray some Gemini panels. I love the brackets holding it up. I removed the street name in case the Bayswater Council is reading this. (And I’m sure they are).

Embleton has been a rich source of worst. This place is extremely close to one of my favourite worsts, The Garden of Dr Moreau. I’m also amazed by the quality of worst coming from the contributors. Amazing stuff guys.

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Two Perth Walls

Two walls, Maylands and Inglewood.

maylands wall

wall inglewood

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