Defiantly No Smoking

Spellchecker? Freudian slip? Ignorance? It would be heartening to see some defiant non smoking on these stairs. There is a curious mix of politeness and menace here. From Vic Demised, location unknown.

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46 Responses to Defiantly No Smoking

  1. shazza says:

    Based on the pic of the ciggie it should read,
    Hey Dudes,
    The Boss Man says quit your jibber jabber in the well and defiantly NO passing the duchie to the left hand side,
    Peace out!

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  2. Hugh Jass says:

    No faggin on da sters k man? thx

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  3. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    A friend was recently sent a letter from Australia Post addressed to his house in “White Cum Valley”. Unfortunately the letter had already been thrown out when he told me. I don’t understand. If I received a letter like that, I’d probably frame it and hang it in the lounge room.

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    • But those bastards will tell you about it, then announce they have tossed it. Cunts.

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      • Natalia Fan #1 says:

        Then again, there’s people like that and people who refuse to get a life and instead spend time here.

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        • Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

          Some of us have a day job! And participate in ACTUAL ACTIVITIES like sports and events within the BROADER COMMMUNITY not WASTING TIME on POINTLESS WEBSITES! GET SOME PERSPECTIVE

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          • rolly says:

            I’m longalong time retired.
            Dunno how I ever found time to go to work.

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            • Natalia Fan #1 says:

              And doubtless filling your days with selfless contributions to the community via the Lions Club, when not snoring in an armchair.

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              • rolly says:

                Careful with those stereotypical assumptions.
                Nanna naps are for those with little with which to occupy themselves, NF#2.
                Lions Clubs, or any other like association, I leave for those who need some kind of external motivation.
                Becoming aged does not necessarily equate to mental stagnation in all cases, nor to a lack of self stimulation. (Interpret that as you will.)
                And remember, you will get there yourself in due course. With any kind of good fortune. ;)

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  4. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    When you misspell ‘definately’, you need your head crushed.

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  5. richarbl says:

    It makes a nice change from the more common defiantly smoking.

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  6. G'day from WA says:

    Did they print the sign on an A4 piece of paper, laminate it, and then fix it to the wall with four masonry anchors? Have they never heard of blu-tak?

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  7. River Ralphie says:

    Defiantly is what auto-correct does to “definatly”. Just like a clubber in the 90’s, don’t forget your E’s.

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    • Bag O'Turnips says:

      And they use amateurish clipart graphics from a similar era and to complete the Amateur Hour Show, it is written in fucking Arial. Aaaargh! I might be a Mac twat with 72 weights of Helvetica preloaded out of the box, but geez! Poor use of spellcheck not picked upon during a proofread, the quasi-authoritative tone inflected by dating this poster and the passive-aggressive fastening with Tek screws, additional to the other attributes listed in prior posts, are the manifold signs of a potential storekeeper mentality, which would be right at home in any Wiberwal Party membership base.

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  8. Schmeedle says:

    It’s the men’s refuge place on the corner of Aberdeen Street/Nash Street, just ’round the corner from a brothel…

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