It’s free alright. Spotlight Midland, by Imogen C. See Freo, you have to retain some of the mystery, and Cannington, maybe if you just showed half of it (ie the left half), you could still be classy. Otherwise put it away.
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The ladies like to strut their stuff
Down old Midland way
By Tuohy’s garden paradise
Those loosened Midland Gates
Gape awhile that day of wine
And roses drains away
Whether charming or uncouth
It’s no one’s place to say
But if you do you just might live
To rue that thoughtless day
In the shadow of those granite hills
Where exposéd boulders sway
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totes
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and by a promising young Midland poet.
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never mind this…what about Adele and Sniffer?
what I’m most enjoying is that after the Sunday Times got the scoop yesterday and trashed Buswell, Teh West had to do the opposite today and trash Adele Carles.
Trash them both! woo-hoo.
my fave bit was Barnett’s interview on the ABC last night, where Gary Adshead was caught in shot behind Barnett gurning theatrically and rolling his eyes. I was waiting for him to put his tongue in his cheek and do the cocksucking mime.
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or Bogsmell and Kailis.
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Will dry-hump for prawns.
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” Dry humping for prawns” , no boubt, will be the title of Troy’s biography
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Smells like Green scallop
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Remember when you could dry hump prawns in the Swan and the cook them up on the riverbank?
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Sure do. Straight out of the net into a huge pot of boiling water on an open fire. One summer night my old man, whose ashes will be scattered into the Murchison tomorrow, as it happens, netted the record size Swan River prawn. It’s probably still in the museum.
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“A Sniff of Power”.
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For the Love of Vasse
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Troy is suing Adele. Is that wise? Sure it’s funny, but advisable?
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No. Particularly since she’s going to be unemployed in few months.
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no, but since wisdom ever been a problem he’s had to contend with?
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He should retort with something including “Curry rug muncher.”
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Why is the question various iterations of who dumped who, instead of what the fuck is the treasurer doing having a more than arms length – cock’s length? – relationship with the knob end of town? could the papers be any worse?
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Fraternising with that toad Satterley should be the real source of shame, for both of them. He strikes me as the type who would insist on telling guests how much all of his tasteless ornaments cost.
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why does he hang around with the rich folk?
because they own him, and his boss.
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The Trojan War
it’s fucking brilliant, that’s what it is.
Adele will have to stand in court and offer up Tales of Troy to justify what she said about him, and a whole heap of Buswell’s crony capitalist mates will have to stand up in his defence and expose the workings of his little circle jerk of vested interest.
as Kailis said: ‘there’s only two things that smell like fish…’
although I’m sure Troy will drop the suit immediately after the election, before it gets to court, when he is re-elected and she isn’t.
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skink, that’s what struck me too re. the defence of Buswell. You can just imagine the conversations the dry humping witnesses have had with each other.
‘Yeah, Troy’s a dick-head, but if we let this shit out of the bag it could dent Colin’s chances at the upcoming election…blah, blah.’
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just how many witnesses will come forward from the 500 Club?
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Delete the 5^^, there’s your answer.
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What about the Joy Ruck Crub?
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We rub your brog.
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“A Snifferful Life”.
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“The Chair of My Mother”.
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It’s the bait in a Troy Buswell trap. Other inducements can include a sexy bottomed member of the local business community and chairs.
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I see Adele regularly at the kid’s school. On seeing her today I anticipated a solemn figure, but she seemed quite upbeat and chipper. Certainly didn’t look like a woman who is worried.
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They’re still a pair of cunts.
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do you mean to say she cheerfully walks around Fremantle?
after what she did to that fair city?
I’m surprised she can walk ten yeards without catcalls.
her chipper demeanor clearly suggests that the woman is shameless.
shameless I say.
I take her current situation as proof positive that karma exists, which gives me great comfort
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Excerpt from Chapter 7 of “ Dry Humping for Prawns , the Troy Buswell story”.
Things has been going well at Howard Sattler’s party. I’d relaxed with some Dom Perignon followed by Emu Export chasers. It was love at first sight, across a crowded room. I thought her name was Kaylene, but in fact it was Kailis. Nothing could separate us. I immediately knew I had to be close to her., and what a little Greek firecracker she turned out to be , the little minx.” Do you like Greek” I asked her provocatively. But it was no use,as there was no holding back, or time for formalities , I was on her and off her. Carpe diem. Normally I roll off pretending .as economists do, in order to conserve vital bodily fluids. But not this time , the whole whizz , it had gone a bit beyond dry this time, with me yelling out “ Smith’s; Beach, Smith’s Beach, ooh, ooh . ooh” . I do that on such occasions.. Some woman I was with at the time removed me from the scene but a love like this will never be broken,There was a bit of a sting in the minx’s tail as I woke up the next morning with a headache, unusual for me.
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Careful about casting nasturtiums re- drinking habits. S’all I’m saying.
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Public health pronouncement : It is possible, at this time of year. to have too much of a good thing, with all the Bogsmell goodness, pranks and Catholic shenanigans that that entails.
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