These pictures sum up our troubled times. They were taken almost on the spot of the 2008 crab carcasses. A humble man’s (or woman’s, but probably a man’s) footwear cast aside. The empty vessel of his refreshment crushed. Pilgrims and sojourners ignoring the sorry sight as they hurry about their business. And on Easter Sunday eve! These thongs aren’t rising again, or being made Pope, or being helped by a Good Sammy. Perhaps it’s something to do with the Boy from Bassendean. It’s enough to make you HANGRY. While this driver was waiting to turn into Polly’s Pipe he got out and brushed crumbs from his lap in a most exasperated fashion. He really was hangry. Don’t drive hangry as it’s double demerits until 2019.
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Surely those thongs will rise again, if we just believe.
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What happens in the Basso pizza-area stays in the …. More importantly today Tarvunty arose covered in chocolate and was mistaken for Cthulhu.( Ctrl U on your keyboard) Ha ha, for Tarvunty is a good god. Anyway it’s a long story best kept short.
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@Ljuke, can you go down to Old Perth Rd and see if the Rolf Harris Burger is still on the board of the burger shop.
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These lyrics start to take on a sinister meaning now,
http://www.lyricstime.com/rolf-harris-tie-me-kangaroo-down-sport-lyrics.html
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New lyrics now needed to that romantic idyll , Shaz. Allegedly.
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“Play your didgeridoo
Ah, like, keep playin’ ’til I shoot thru”
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just look at that softcock and his non-splitrims
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Leave as to bevers at Bassendean where no more worse off at all to anywhere else in Perth leaves us at Bassendean alone think twice so saying okay as you guy’s don’t so know we defended by what said I am from Bassendean way why sticking up for all here at Bassendean so think before what you say again that could be not just Bassendean like so think so is but all around Perth before opening your months so again!!!
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Exactly: say no more.
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Leave as to bevers at Bassendean where no more worse off at all to anywhere else in Perth leaves us at Bassendean alone think twice so saying okay as you guy’s don’t so know we defended by what said I am from Bassendean way why sticking up for all here at Bassendean so think before what you say again that could be not just Bassendean like so think so is but all around Perth before opening your months so again!!!
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Quite so: thanks Kat.
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