Matters

Posted on February 13, 2014 by AHC McDonald

The Asia Beat has had some new exclusives recently. And yes, I have been trying to get back into Twitter.
China buys Porn Star Skeleton.
and
Killer Sharks Follow Chemtrails to Perth Beaches

Also

Dude called Marc contacted. Sez, ”
Been checking out your site for a while now and though you might be interested in something I’m doing! My name is Marc, a Perth boy and I’m making 21 comedy videos in 21 cities as I travel, where people are asked “what would you do to your city?” The first one is of my hometown Perth. Features Perth presenter, Perth music, Perth people.

 

 

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Office of Pixellation

Posted on February 13, 2014 by AHC McDonald

I love that the office of drugs and alcohol has a pixellated sign. Understand that this is not a video screen, this is the actual sign. Making sure you are sweating when you enter. You just can’t trust these graphic designers.

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The mark of Cocos

Posted on February 11, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Not exactly sure what I’m seeing here in this Pete F Cottesloe submission. Does Cottesloe now hide their Cocii behind canvas screens, or are these the oily toxic stains of ghost cocos now gone?

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Lazy Shag

Posted on February 11, 2014 by rottobloggo

King George called again! He was in Tirau, NZ: now he’s in Kaikoura, NZ (pop 3860). “Few places in the world can boast of such natural wonders as those offered by land and sea in Kaikoura”, says Kaikoura’s official website. Too right, says KG – apart from the Dead Sea, the fjords, Cape Town, Greenland, the beautiful island, the road to Hana, most spots in Ireland, the setting of The Beach, Rio… lazyshagsmall

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1992

Posted on February 11, 2014 by AHC McDonald

“Just wanted to inform you that the Lawrence Wilson Art Gallery at UWA has discovered time travel, using it to head back to 1992 and pick up this sweet promotional banner. Worsts from the heart of the golden triangle.

No boozies or wangs, just graphic design at it’s finest: all of the fonts, all of the cases, three verbs, a noun and a greeting, plus a bonus exclamation mark, just in case you were THINKING! about ignoring it.”
Anonymous.

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Schapelle Shooped?

Posted on February 10, 2014 by rottobloggo

 

This was canvassed on Peter Bell’s always-excellent Monday Panel on 6PR today. The photo on the front of today’s West is…what? The head doesn’t seem to match the neck. Or is it the other way around?corby

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Quintessential.

Posted on February 10, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Further progress on the search for the essential Perthness. Great example from Orbea. Girrawheen. Orbea Sez, “The focus was on the superb dead cocos and hose pipe. But then the scene
got bigger. The rollershutters. The limestone wall. The carefully tended
registered lawn. The super six cement fibre fence at a lean. The
second dead cocos. The dead hillshoist. The dead snails glued the the
limestone.”
Beautiful.

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Outrage Sunday 134 orjazzm

Posted on February 9, 2014 by rottobloggo

The roads were slippery around Gnangarra. orjazzmThere was tension in Cottesloe. anonymousI was glad to safely return to my Padbury Heights backyard. backyard

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Snuff’s Missing Links 20

Posted on February 8, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Bailey.

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow.

Behind the pine curtain.

I’ve been expecting you, Mr Bond.

Individual results may vary.

I have to live in Russia.

For that special someone. Very special.

Good lyfe.

Sarah Illenberger.

Handle with care.

 

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Foreigner Driver

Posted on February 7, 2014 by AHC McDonald

I guess in some parts of the world this note might be justifiably calculated to elicit a sympathetic response. The foreigner might get a little slack with their traffic faux pas. Big mistake here though. Just going to be assaulted, called a foreign cunt, and have their driving criticised on Today Tonight. I guessing other parts of the world, the foreigner would be a worse driver than the locals too. Big mistake. Their effortless merging and courteous give way shenannegins will see them in a shallow Gnangara grave. By Pete F, in the heart of shark racism country, Cottesloe.

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