I slam wanks

Well I wouldn’t go as far as slamming wanks. As long as you don’t overdo them of course. By Stu. North Perth.

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born to serve the JEWS

Maaaate: what about reporters who are JEWS? Where’s my special deal? Sheesh. reporterjews

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Royal Mile

Says Dave P. Cycle tours my arse. Do you know how fucking steep this hill is?
Royal Mile Edinburgh.

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The Voice

Haven’t done a media post for a while, because, nobody really cares about these awful creatures anymore. But perhaps there are still some questions to be posed in post Riddance Radio. Firstly, Russell Woolf’s ABC 720 replacement John McGlue is just. Fucking. Terrible. Obviously nobody is going to be able to fake Rusty’s apparently genuine interest in the movement of traffic in the Northbridge tunnel, but McGlue is the most excruciatingly boring presenter helpfully coupled with a voice like Mark McGowan vacuuming a rug in the next room. He manages to drain any interest you might have in any topic no matter how ostensibly interesting. I guess the loss of Russell is the circumcision industry’s gain. Now not sure what nickname to give McGlue. He’s playing Nanna Nap to Geoff Hutchinson’s Nanna. I’m going to go with John “Slumber King” McGlue unless others have something better.

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And seriously, what’s the deal with 6PRacist? Would it kill them to hire a presenter that doesn’t sound like he is being sodomised and strangled at the same time? Paul Nurry and Bob Maumill pioneered the choking granny vocal style, which now seems to have infected Gossage, Zempilas and Peter Bell. If you are an appalling journalist, having a terrible voice isn’t helping. Now Peter Bell sounds like a decent sort of guy, albeit one who appears to be trying to breath in some Lego , but I guess if you sign on to a station famous for being populated by total cunts – and this is after Riddance Sattler has been given the arse, then it does kind of compromise your image, obviously along with the rolling abortion that was the Dockers. Now Gossage seems ok too, but…wait , does anyone care? No? Then carry on not listening. Remember, McGlue should only be referred to as Slumber King from now on.

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Silver Birch

I like the idea of painting dead trees silver. Could work well with our swathes of dieback forest. Mt Hawthorn.

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Outrage Sunday 133 To Sleep

O soft South Terrace of stifling midday,
Shutting, like sunnies of magic design,
Our glare-gumm’d peepers on the vibrant fray,
Semi-shaded, left in listing recline:

Golden brown sun! if so it please thee, close
During Someone Like You my squinty eyes,
Or ‘wait the “Fuck off,” when a cunt not throws
Into my case his meagre charities.

Then save me, or the pissed day will whine
Upon my guitar, breeding the aggros,—
Save me from Havana, and shorts of board
The cry in the darkness: ‘You bloody mole’;
Turn the key deftly in my rusty chords,
A physio booking will be my goal. buskerPic courtesy The Cott Kid; apologies for any inconvenience to John Keats.

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Snuff’s Missing Links 19

Wild at heart.

Listen to German humour.

Robot or Robert ?

Tvilight.

As with shopping trolleys, there is no image that cannot be improved upon by the addition of googly eyes.

Keep it simple, stupid.

Blur did not attend the recent Big Day Out. When they read the lineup they understandably thought it was for 1994.

Paris. New York. Brisbane.

Storms be like.

Insert Uranus joke here.

Underneath.

Prix d’Amour.

I like to watch.

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Goshen, Orange County NY

More internationalising of worsts. Another from Bartender’s Skills with a Manhatten. For those still wondering, the whole world is regarded as the outer environs of Perth.
BSWAM says…
We’re off to Goshen, NY, land of horse races and gin-soaked sadness, where this last October I visited two massive buildings. It is generally accepted that one is a masterpiece of American architecture, the other an overbearing concrete monstrosity. Which is which is a local point of contention.
The first stop is the Orange County Government Center, designed and built 1963-76 by Paul Rudolph, the then Dean of the Yale University School of Architecture.  Based on an interpretation of Italian hill village architecture, the Center is in fact located on an ancient flood plain as flat as a billiards table. Orange-County-Center
Having seen the place I have come to the conclusion that it is indeed a masterpiece, with an awesome sculptural presence that my crappy pictures do little to nothing to convey – on the other hand, it has 87 roofs and they all leak.  Orange-County-Center-Courtyard
I don’t think the bench is original.
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The locals would probably prefer it if the Center had been designed to be more in harmony with the town’s legal offices and village hall, both directly across the street (originally private houses from the 1790s -1810 period). Town-Hall,-Goshen,-NYColonial-house,-Goshen,-NY
Two great old buildings – the beautiful Anthny Dobbin’s Inn, now closed, which dates to 1747, and a charming Victorian house, currently empty, that sit side by side next to the Village Hall and the legal offices. The inn is for sale, the last owner of the family that built it having passed away in 2012, and the house appears to be in the tentative stages of restoration.
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This is the view – the Orange County Government Center Parking Lot.Orange-County-Center-Parking-Lot
The second enormous building is Glenmere, a house designed in the 1910s by the firm of Carrere & Hastings, whose other work in the area, Arden, is even larger and grander. Best known for the New York Public Library, (the one with the lions out in front) they are celebrated for their public buildings. Their domestic output, not so much. Glenmere-Entrance-Facade
The place was restored from ruinous conditions and is now a 5-star hotel with limited access for non-guests. I was too nervous to take any pictures of the off-limits interior spaces, but a peek into the white-on-white-on-white-on-white Art Deco salon convinced me that it would be a pretty good place to be suddenly shot dead by Barbara Stanwyck.Glenmere-Formal-Garden
Someone was looking at me from one of the upper windows as I took this picture. No idea who, but they spent $2,000 a night to do so.
Not really loving the color scheme, although it is evidently original.
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The view is wonderful, however.
It seems that if these two buildings could trade places everything would be perfect. Glenmere is much more a pretentious public building and the County Government Center, sited on an actual hill, would make a great luxury hotel. As it is, the Center is seen as a carbuncle-class eyesore and Glenmere feels as if someone dragged a train station up a mountain and then ran away giggling.
Nothing will help that fucking wasteland of a parking lot, though.Glenmere-View

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No time for romance

Ljuke is in Hatfield UK. Worsts ensue. There’s always time for romance. And its consequences.

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To the manor born

Am informed by Nate (in Bulgaria apparently) that this a famous TWOP personality 20 years ago. Any guesses?

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