This was canvassed on Peter Bell’s always-excellent Monday Panel on 6PR today. The photo on the front of today’s West is…what? The head doesn’t seem to match the neck. Or is it the other way around?
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The Worst of Perth 
Shoop shoop diddy wop comma comma wang dang.
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Is Matthew Newton cooling on the idea?
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“Boogie board nights” Meryl Streep reprises role as Aussie sheila nightmare. Leonardo Di Caprio as Mattie. Both claim deep knowledge of Aussie culture ………
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Jackie Weaver draws on previous experience playing “Smurf” for her role as Mercedes.
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Elle Mcpherson could do a good mercedes with some dental work.
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Schooped.
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THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME
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Indoor voice thanks Hugh.
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Sorry about that. Is this any better?
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Good on you.
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She was born in Kenya. The Birth Certificate is faked.
Don’t even ask me about Chemtrails. Let alone Freo Council. Or sharks.
Open your eyes people!
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I had always thought the expression was “the carpet doesn’t match the drapes”.
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There are no carpets any more.
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i thought it was the blinds no longer popular.
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Potentially Barnett’s meat curtain
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I heard that the meat curtain currently protecting Fremantle beaches was supplied by Adele Carles.
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Reamed through parliament by capt. ‘Benbo’ Buzzy. Paid out on that.
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I think that Bjork would have no carpets or window treatments. That’s just a guess.
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I have disappoint. Mme Corby relegated to page 10 of teh werst. Where is Corby cam, surely fox could dedicate one channel to all schappelle, all the time.
Page 5 in Adelaide.
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“Page 5 in Adelaide.”
That hurts. A real kick to the Nurry.
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You need at least 5 corpses to get above the fold in the ‘Tiser.
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A 5 barrel alert!
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I think the meeja were unprepared for the amount of apathy, verging on antipathy, that the Schapelle story has generated. I’d be surprised if the collective ‘meh’ that was gasped out by the Australian population couldn’t be heard by Schapelle in Bali.
I hope she keeps that bag on her head, she could start a fashion. I want to see Bree wearing one in the social pages.
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That’s normally not the uncovered Bree bits that cause the most concern. But you are on the right track.
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Sans makeup, and possibly Kayan Lahwi – left the rings off so the airport body scanners didn’t go nutso while she was schlepping back to orrstrilia. Those twitchy 17 year old airport police, with the full automatic weapons, you don’t want to f.k with their heads. Esp when their gfs (or bfs) haven’t put out in a week (likely because they’re working the strip in Kalijodo to get a deposit on an apartment so they can move out of his parents place).
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