Category Archives: worst people

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Shadow health minister Andrew McDonald accused the government of not introducing the leading run-scorer in the tournament. During 12 years in business on William Street in Paddington, Andrew McDonald has watched the retail tides ebb and flow. Union president Sgt. Andrew … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday Nein

This city gets sicker. It’s a mistake to think you’ve seen everything as a reporter. I’ve witnessed junkies dead for four days in brown Fremantle units; 50-year-old councillors square off by a rose garden; a woman in Nollamara try to … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday Se7en

Who can’t handle the truth? I was emailed this image today: no wonder TLA is so keen to dis’ Truthers. This is the smoking gun, the bloody shoe and the McGuffin rolled into one. Connect the dots and get the … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 4

Head pounding, lips cracked and dry, neighbour hammering at drums, and power off for six hours while something is done with power poles. So thank god an associate brought this back from his Camino walk. It is a nail clipper … Continue reading

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sofas do furnish a lawn

No wonder Mr & Mrs Bento had to hurriedly move last year: Kelli papped this Mount Lawley furniture graveyard. Thanks Kelli. In other news just in, Cockster is banging on about Sexpo again: this ripped from the media release: “Penthouse … Continue reading

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Justin Bieber poster boy

“I spotted this while reading The Sunday Times,” says TM. “It’s one half of the I Love Justin Bieber poster. Very fitting for JB.” Yes: the Canadian actor and crooner loves his flower pots. Update: a young person alleges the … Continue reading

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Dear Oprah, Dear Ellen

If you two so called celebrities can still harden your hearts and not come to Perth after seeing this photo, then I hope you both end up in hell. Soon. And although I hate both your shows, (Ellen, you seem … Continue reading

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Onkyo, The Indoor Ooshta

OK, you’ve snorted some pure ooshta and jacked half  a deck of primo vibrancy in some of Perth’s most secret small bars. You’ve eaten in tiny Tapas joints, so hole in the wall, that you’re not sure whether to insert … Continue reading

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Whinger Log

Here is the caller log from the interview the other day. What a bunch of whingers! (Not you Mez). I think they were missing the point that it should be funny. Ai YA! Rude Kiwis, Brits and South Africa ruining … Continue reading

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They hunt for worsts…

But is he better than the parent who gave to society a neurotic child who became a graphic designer? Is he better than the manufacturer who set up belated foundations with the money he made by organising B&S Balls for … Continue reading

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