Whinger Log

Here is the caller log from the interview the other day. What a bunch of whingers! (Not you Mez). I think they were missing the point that it should be funny. Ai YA! Rude Kiwis, Brits and South Africa ruining our community? Wot fuck? Difficult to find one to award the tshirt to. Will go with the 1975 but with mobile phones I think. I’m also adding this pic of Chinese graffiti at the Zoo, because no-one rang in to rant about foreigners graffitiing our precious Aussie Yuccas.

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Perth is kind of like 1975..but with mobile phones.

Live is 2 short 2 sell green bananas. Shops that sell green bananas

Perth museum is hilarious. Looks like it was last updated BEFORE Perth airport was. Keith

‘Vibrations’, sex shop, charle’s st. North perth. Front window sign states; ‘discrete rear entry’. Can supply photo. Yvonne

I hate graffiti artists. They need a swift kick up the aerosol. Paul

The gum nut fountain gn kalamunda. Awful awful thing. Louise

The heinous display of tattoos on women armsegs or necks at mandurahs council pool!

The worst of perth is that we invented the first and worst light beer with swan gold. Scott

Colin Barnett s dewlap. Ruth

Shane mandurah i hate the councils of perth having sports events then not allowing any parking near the event only on that day

Hi Gillo Could you please ask Andrew to remove his sunglasses I cant see his eyes Thanks Mez

Signs in greengrocers and supermarkets for ‘lettuce’ and ‘fancy lettuce’. You just feel compelled to buy the later. Yvonne

The heinous statue of Sir John Curtin in front of the Freo Town Hall. Helen from Hammy hill

The airport (unfunny ranting contiues)

Worst thing about Perth? Too many rude South Africans Kiwis and British ruining our community thanks to the mining boom . Greg

Tailgaters are appalling in Perth.

I have trying to find public toilets with baby change facilities. Not sign posted, and often inadequate if there at all. Crappy job perth. Ha ha. Nikki

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114 Responses to Whinger Log

  1. shazza says:

    Surely ‘discreet rear entry’ to TWoP worthy.

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  2. shazza says:

    is TWoP worthy

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  3. Shreiking Wombat says:

    “Perth is kind of like 1975..but with mobile phones.”

    I’m from the future. Fuck you, past cunts.

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  4. vegan says:

    ‘The heinous display of tattoos on women armsegs or necks at mandurahs council pool!’ – anyone up for taking a photo?

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  5. Pfortner says:

    dewlap lol. So what’s on the yucca?

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  6. David Cohen says:

    Why would you want to see his eyes?

    It is like glimpsing dead pools containing mildewed fragments of the zeitgeist.

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  7. Ljuke says:

    No one wanted to talk about the flag? What about school children not standing for adults on the bus?

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  8. Frank Calabrese says:

    On a Media related topic – I was named an shamed (according to my cousin who only half heard it) by Howard Sattler during one of his tete a Tete’s with Bob Maumill cos I called him a Dickhead – no doubt on this very blog – and yes I’ve checked the other one he doesn’t like.

    Glassed Jaw Redneck.

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    • Pfortner says:

      well I for one think he’s a Fucking Douche, solidarity comrade

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    • Shreiking Wombat says:

      Cuntneck.

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      • Frank Calabrese says:

        Oh Dear Rattler is bringing out all the rednecks today over that overnight bashing, and allowing one “ex prison officer” to say on air suggesting leaving the alleged offenders alone with him in an elavator with the outcome being the offenders would be carried out on a stretcher.

        Howie’s limped response “we can’t be advocating that”.

        Why didn’t his panel operator use the dump button ?

        I reckkon he is a bigger scumbag than the offenders !

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        • Frank Calabrese says:

          So Rattler wants to be a vigilante:

          http://www.watoday.com.au/opinion/society-and-culture/blogs/mad-as-hell/i-want-to-break-the-law/20100316-qc8t.html

          What can you say – Skink – this needs your skills :-)

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          • Frank Calabrese says:

            And the Hypocrite is complaining how Today’s High Speed chase was being run complwete with a call from a “Senior Officer” – yet I seem to recall that he was lambasting police for engaging in those same pursuits when the result is a death of an innocent driver.

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            • shazza says:

              Frank why do you even bother reading his crap?

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              • Frank Calabrese says:

                It’s called knowing thy Enemy – and after his naming and shaming – if he wants a stoush on this blog – he’s going to get one.

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                • shazza says:

                  He won’t come onto TWoP Frank.

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                  • Frank Calabrese says:

                    Umm his comments were based on my comments here.

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                    • shazza says:

                      Do you see any of his comments here? That’s kind of my point. Carry on soldier.

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                    • Frank Calabrese says:

                      Shazza,

                      He READS this blog

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                    • shazza says:

                      You can’t have a war or words on TWoP with someone who doesn’t post here is what I’m saying. All that aside, you have my full support.

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                    • Sattler would never come on here. His type wouldn’t have the courage to come on a forum they can’t control. Yer Wintons and yer Eltons, let alone yer Murrays would be foolish to make comments here. They’d be out of their depth and would be made to look like idiots in a few moments. eg that what was his name Peter Ferries? Was able to make himself out as a complete cunt in two or three lines.

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                    • Shreiking Wombat says:

                      Your comments where, Frank?

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                • Frank Calabrese says:

                  Apparently I called Rattler a Dickhead – which I assume was on one the many many posts relatingto him.

                  And I love how he complains about the Judicary being soft and “do gooders” yet if one takes issue with him, he hides behind them.

                  Hypocrite comes to mind.

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          • skink says:

            I think he has truly lost the plot now.

            surely it is against some jouralistic code of ethics to incite physical violence, even if the object of his ire is a complete scumbag?

            I would complain, but I think that is what Rattler would want. He has reached a point of such utter irrelevance that appearing on Mediawatch is the only validation he gets.

            if he gets any less traction, he’ll start setting kittens alight just to get noticed

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            • Frank Calabrese says:

              And he had a whole string of ex coppers bagging the current crop of bosses for being “politically correct” – no it’s called “Duty of Care” – and even one bloke who says the WA Cops should do what the Yanks do .

              Bet these clowns will be the first to complain when a loved one is killed as a result of a chasde.

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  9. monkeypants says:

    did you mean that in a derisory or endearing fashion SW?

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cunt%20neck

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  10. Kylie_75 says:

    Tailgaters wouldn’t exist if Perth drivers did the speed limit!

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  11. Richarbl says:

    There wouldn’t be so much tailgating in Perth if many drivers drove faster, or recognised the right lane is for passing, or understood what a “green arrow” meant, or didn’t have delayed reaction to traffic signals like a “mental patient”, or had some experience in driving in another country besides Mandurah.

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    • rolly says:

      See response to K_75 above.

      When you’ve grown up enough to know what’s what, come back to me and I’ll explain to you, in words of one syllable, how to safely guide a motor vehicle.

      Arrogant twit.

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      • shazza says:

        Tough day in Baravan country RollY?

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        • rolly says:

          A little, perhaps shazz, but more a “You show me your half century of light, ultra heavy, long haul, local commercial, agricultural, competition and private motorcar manoeuvring, in as many as 10 different countries, and I’ll show you mine.”

          God, I cut my eye teeth on straight cut 6 speed Scammell gears and unsynchronised joey boxes and had a few shields and cups from my more youthful activities in gymkhanas and rallies.

          Fucking arseheads with a fortnight of one town urban experience claiming automotive superiority gives me the tom tits.

          Try a month or two at ambulance driving if you want to fully appreciate the outright dickheadedness of your average dimshit vehicle operator.

          Cunts are pure practicality by comparison.

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      • Richarbl says:

        Jesus Rolly, are you suggesting that richarbl doesn’t know how to safely guide a motor vehicle because that is the obvious inference?
        Richarbl can be accused of many things but vehicular incompetence is not one of them.
        Of course, am happy to discuss further if you have the decency to respond.

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        • Bento says:

          Only professional wrestlers are permitted to talk about themselves in the third person.

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        • rolly says:

          First read your own self righteous and erroneous statements which prompted my comment and I will then refer you to the regulations under the Western Australian Road Traffic Act and the Studies undertaken by Monash University on this topic.

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          • Richarbl says:

            I have much more interest in competence than regulations Rolly.

            Teach people how to drive a car first, then teach them the the rules I say.
            I am not the enemy, I have been driving before I could spell geography.

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            • rolly says:

              Without a full knowledge and understanding of the rules by which we are required to conduct our motoring activities, one cannot, by any stretch of the imagination, claim to be competent.

              In the overburdened and under-engineered traffic environment in which we exist, uniformity of behaviour is a prerequisite for safe and orderly traffic flow.

              No matter how well one may be able to handle the mechanics of vehicle manipulation, if failure to conduct oneself appropriately, and according to the rules set down for the benefit of *all* users, results in confusion and consternation to others, then no amount of personal skills can compensate for the disorientation so caused.

              Anticipation is a major part of the skillsets necessary for successful driving, and the success of that depends on everyone behaving in a way that can be reasonably anticipated.
              One rogue in an orderly pattern can cause inestimable destruction, especially where speeds and congestion are beyond the capabilities of the ordinary driver; which is, unfortunately, the case in most everyday driving.

              It is an unfortunate reality that we must adjust traffic patterns, and our behaviours within those patterns, according to the abilities of the least competent amongst us.

              Patience and courtesy are, without doubt, two of the greatest factors contributing to road safety: Rage and impatience the diametric opposite.

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    • Pfortner says:

      There wouldn’t be so much tailgating in Perth if it wasn’t a festering genetic backwater nest of bogans, I agree.

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    • Mez says:

      Tailgating sounds a bit too USA, can’t we come up with a more Aussie term – Bumpa Bashing or Back off ya Bitch!(ing)?

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  12. Ljuke says:

    This really has become a whinger log. Of epic proportions.

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  13. margeryx says:

    Out Specific Lager?

    Add more beer.

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