They hunt for worsts…

But is he better than the parent who gave to society a neurotic child who became a graphic designer? Is he better than the manufacturer who set up belated foundations with the money he made by organising B&S Balls for suicidal nationalists? Is he better than the distiller who gave bastardized cane juice to stultify further the brains of those who, sober, were incapable of a progressive thought? …Is he worse, then, than the publisher who encoraged Tim Winton? Is he better than Ben Elton as he tries to put him down at every opportunity? No, at every turn No.

And yet he hunts.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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240 Responses to They hunt for worsts…

  1. Bento says:

    They seek him here
    They seek him there
    His clothes are loud
    But never square

    Eagerly pursuing all the Worst Perth has to show
    He’s our Dedicated Harbinger of TWOPping


  2. WAtching says:

    Think you’re smart don’t you?
    Wait until you are caught in WAtchings lens.
    The world will see you for what you really are.
    You’re just a Bundyman in glasses.


  3. Mez says:

    emo with an ipod?


  4. monkeypants says:

    what perfect angel lips you have – were you on the bus for this pic?


  5. Richarbl says:

    I cannot remain silent any longer!!!!

    Such a display of blatant megalomania has not been witnessed by the human eye since the days of Mussolini Himself.

    This truly horrid image, tainted by cheap Target sunnies and an ipod copy is surely the face… the essence.. the intrinsicness… the horror that is…. The Worst Of Perth

    Oh, the humanity.


  6. WAtching says:

    I don’t believe in ghosts….


  7. Snuff says:

    That’s a brutally honest picture of life in a southern town, TLA.


  8. I’m thinking the bastardised quote won’t be identified. Perhaps Ljuke will know it.


  9. Frank Calabrese says:

    I assume this post is in honour of this Event at Curtin ? :-)

    We want pics of the Parker Pen dammit.

    Oh and shots of Jenny Seaton on air on Curtin FM as well – preferably with Max Kay – you don’t have to go far for the photos.


  10. Bento says:

    Words cannot express how much I love youse guys for following me into the darkness. I was truly distraught that my daytime ban might mean the end of playtime, but here we all are.

    Yes, I’ve finished the beer and moved onto the Calabrese fortified firewater. So fucken what?


  11. The West is chockers with worsts today. More blatant future perthing on the front cover. More talk that won’t lead to anything.

    Also Max Pam has been paid to take shots of the city to reveal untold stories about Perth. I’m sure TWOP historic record is already superior. Pam himself (or someone else called Max pam) has featured here before in a disturbing worst.

    The Tree man is also wondering about his toileting after his tree house came down but he stayed up.


  12. G'day from WA says:

    Does anyone else think the shot of Kizon on the front of WAToady looks like LA here?

    With a bit of fluff under the bottom lip and a ponytail LA would have nailed it.


  13. Jeez is this stuff still going?


    • Bento says:

      I have given up, as of this moment.


    • shazza says:

      Yes TLA (just to bring you up to speed), it would appear Richarbl is not prepared to change the subject (of himself) until he has a reply from snuff. This isn’t likely by all appearances so it seems we all have to be unwilling witnesses to the ongoing drama.


      • poor lisa says:

        I love this ongoing drama.
        Bento just to firm up the pecking order, you can poke fun at me as well, although I’ve never shown up to the brisbane (that must be the elite, the rest of us are at the Bayswater).
        Rolly could run a master class in how to handle being poked fun at with equanimity. It is absolutely impossible to rile him.
        Rich you might also look back at the Greg Hoey Wars, (Alsatian Rampant, March 2008) to see what being had a go at actually looks like, though I think some of the comments were removed.
        And if you’re really suffering that much, for fuck’s sake stop with the ultimatums and leave it alone. This is a blog, not a workplace, a pub, the street or your home; you can just leave and you won’t be any the worse for it.


      • curious says:

        what a shame there isn’t a blah filter.


  14. poor lisa says:

    Hah ‘your comment is awaiting moderation’! That’s cos I wrote G*** H*** right?


  15. Richarbl says:

    So snuff about this truce thing, where do we stand?


  16. ronggly says:

    you’re back already ? before you ask that question can I propose a potentially clarifying question: What’s the difference between the Elite and the Wolf Pack ?


  17. curious says:

    as i like to say to mr curious when his ex pops up:



  18. WAtching says:

    A picture of a “Brilliantine Stick Insect” gets 150+ comments.

    Bundyman limps toward 50…


  19. Frank Calabrese says:

    Transperth have published arrangements for the Big Day Out – with the exception for a couple of extra services to the event, it is a normal Sunday Timetable.

    In other words, don’t all go rushing at the last minute to leave.

    Expect frazzled Transperth Staff .


  20. poor lisa says:

    LA please help me stop looking stupid before snuff picks on me.


  21. Mez says:

    do you people ever stop for dinner?
    It is very interesting that a thread that started with a rock star photo of TLA runs to over 200 comments about yourself(s) – is there a psychological syndrome that brings out the narcissist in bloggers? Are youse eating enough greens?


  22. I’m calling the fight over in Rich vs Snuff, and will be deleting comments that revive the stoush. You can however still comment on how cool I look in the photo.


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