Category Archives: worst of perth

License to spice

Some nice stuff coming in from Alasdair. Footscray eatery where you can also buy some ammo to spice up your meal. Don’t worry. It’s like crunchy quinoa.

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Outrage Sunday 208 garbage

I was enraged at this Joondalup outrage. How enraged? Probably more than if Tony Abbott woke up to find a wind turbine in his toilet. I wrote to the council and asked why we had to have Americanisms on our … Continue reading

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Chair baggsing

Lovely Belle Ende Epoch lighting, highlighting the practice of “chairing” parking spots in Mt Lawley. Just up from Bell Enders actually- if that’s still going. Is it? Or did the auto toilet outside kill the apre football trade? Can anyone … Continue reading

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Garlic Munchers

Is that racist? And what with garlic prices the way they are, surely it would only be Claremont Tiger fans who could afford to munch it these days. Bassendean.

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Work ethic

Sheesh. It seems like only yesterday I was fridge FAGged. Now my work ethic is being publicly questioned. I must try harder. But as Yoda says: “There is no try, there is only do.”    

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Mystery art

The usual redback for the person who can illuminate us about this, which I think was on Newcastle Street, near the Hatch building. I don’t know much about public art, but I know it’s no Der Rufer.   

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Outrage Sunday 203 every thought and intent

Found in the Casa Cohen letterbox. What do I know? Can my heart have thoughts? Where are my pants?    I see there’s been the usual carping about Subiaco. Well, SHUT UP: I see authorities reckon this will bring some … Continue reading

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Betrail

They take their historic areas seriously in Melbourne. Just as ineffectually as we do – you should see the setback rorting – but more seriously. The Williamstown be-trail is a great case in point. Let the plastic containers wash up.  … Continue reading

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Frill Necked

El Guisto was a little peeved this didn’t get a run. I do like the mug and the liquorland vouchers, but is that enough these days? Do a deal with dazza?

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Outrage Sunday 193 The Humanity Avenue

We want the finest humanity known to, er, humanity. We want it here, and we want it now. It is here, in the Perry Lakes development. Imagine calling the ambo from your home. “It’s near the intersection of Equality and Destiny.” Is … Continue reading

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