Category Archives: worst garden

Flushing Meadows

The perfect garden would be Tiny Pinder’s willie discharging into this toilet bowl unfortunately converted into a planter. Maylands.

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Pinder Surprise

Ever since Wildcat Rap, I have often seen the question “What happened to Tiny Pinder?” come up in the stats. The Worst of Perth has uncovered Tiny at Waldecks Nursery in Subiaco employed as a water feature. For only $1150 … Continue reading

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Mine Host

I wanted to see if The Mines Department building still had a ridiculous display of a mannequin dressed as an oldie timer miner in their lobby, but I was too early to get in. This is their garden on Plain … Continue reading

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Shrubs of Remembrance

Let’s be honest, these are shrubs of remembrance. Spiritualist Church Subiaco. Writing “garden” on a crucifix may be a miracle too far.

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The North Face

There have been several postings recently where the worst value has been in dispute. I doubt there will be much support for this one. (Although I have been surprised before). Another from that golden mile of worst, Morley Drive Morley. … Continue reading

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Palmed Off

Now I’m all for getting rid of ridiculous palm trees from gardens, but you’ve got to finish the job. This seems to have been left as an example to other palm trees to not think about setting up here in … Continue reading

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The Tacky Taco

Here’s one from Stonehouse Crescent in Bentley. (Just a few steps from the Boogie Nights place). I love it all. The bricks, the round window, the yellow “bottle glass” which was very common in Perth homes, including my own, all … Continue reading

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Died Sandy Devotional

Worst House/Garden Long before the birth of The Worst of Perth, I wondered about this house and garden inVictoria Park. First, the colour. Yes bad, but the very large garden is also fascinating. The owner has for years maintained it … Continue reading

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The Ashfield of History

Worst Garden/Sculpture Mazarina who braved the interior of KGB Headquarters just to get me a shot of their carpet, sent me out to Ashfield to snap the house below. I had already been tipped off by Bedford Cath about this … Continue reading

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Twisted Topiary

Worst Tree/Garden Guest Post from Elwrongo and Slanderer. Apparently it took two of them to wrangle these horrors into the camera. Does the tallest one on the left look a little like a lot of…no, never mind. Elwrongo and Slanderer … Continue reading

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