Flushing Meadows

The perfect garden would be Tiny Pinder’s willie discharging into this toilet bowl unfortunately converted into a planter. Maylands.

toilet garden

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57 Responses to Flushing Meadows

  1. Anonymous Perthon says:

    I visited a friends house (student digs) who had a toilet inside not dissimiliar to that.


  2. Devnull says:

    I love the shitty old cray float hanging off the decaying picket fence. Also, what’s that wire all about?


  3. There are lots of other “features” in this garden. I think toys and other things. I’m fine with it all except the toilet.


  4. SkyLantern says:



  5. Scurrilous says:

    God, I was looking for a water feature for my garden that didn’t scream ‘ostentatious consumption”.

    I am now going to have to spend $1150.00 on Pinder’s willie, plus source an old toilet bowl to get this effect. I love it!


  6. kate says:

    i tender this for submission as ‘not worst’ due to the fact it’s the best recycled use of an old toilet i’ve seen!


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  9. The Legend 101 says:

    The last thing i need to see a toilet bowl after my sad day.


  10. The Legend 101 says:

    None of your buisness Bento so keep out of it!


  11. The Legend 101 says:

    Dont ever talk to again Bento,Watching or Orbea the only two that are nice to me are The Lazy Aussie and Shazza so if your going to cause arguments and sadness on the site you can LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE and QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT BOTHER ME AND STOP WAISTING YOUR TIME LOSERS and I MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN THIS AND IM NOT WIRED AND IF YOU SAY THAT ONCE MORE I WILL TAKE OFFFFFFFFFFFFENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111


  12. The Legend 101 says:

    Sorry i forget about you David Cohen and also shut up Watching your just here to make me upset so GET LOST AND BUGGER OFF and take BENTO the B**** with you and dont ever post OR COMMENT REGARDING ME OR MY LIFE AGAIN!.


  13. The Legend 101 says:

    and one last thing your not Dr Phil watching you cant even help your own pointless life online!


  14. Shazza says:

    Here’s some Guy Smiley vision for those unfamiliar with his work. The similarity to DFOC is freaky.


  15. The Legend 101 says:

    no im not Dr Phil and that was very strange Shazza.


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